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« Reply #870 on: August 22, 2009, 04:20:05 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on August 22, 2009, 03:59:32 PM
What do squids know about paint anyway?

They know how to chip it off a hull.
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« Reply #871 on: August 22, 2009, 04:22:00 PM »
Quote from: kopfjager on August 22, 2009, 04:20:05 PM
They know how to chip it off a hull.
Good point.
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« Reply #872 on: August 22, 2009, 04:26:39 PM »
the chip&paint program is actually an intentional plan on the part of the navy.
by using crappy paint, it is guaranteed to wear quickly with exposure to salt water, thus giving the squids something to do in between ports of call.

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« Reply #873 on: August 22, 2009, 06:22:14 PM »
after telling the woman what dimby was she asked why i wasn't going.

i told her it would prob be too cold at night and she laughed at me.  Embarrassed
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« Reply #874 on: August 22, 2009, 06:28:09 PM »
So if the woman doesn't see a reason why you shouldn't come, why aren't you?
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« Reply #875 on: August 22, 2009, 06:36:05 PM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 22, 2009, 06:22:14 PM
after telling the woman what dimby was she asked why i wasn't going.

i told her it would prob be too cold at night and she laughed at me.  Embarrassed
It is pretty funny
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« Reply #876 on: August 22, 2009, 06:48:55 PM »
Quote from: NAKID on August 22, 2009, 06:28:09 PM
So if the woman doesn't see a reason why you shouldn't come, why aren't you?

because my vag starts leaking sand at the thought of being cold.

Quote from: ducpainter on August 22, 2009, 06:36:05 PM
It is pretty funny
i posted it because i thoguht you guys wold get a kick out of it.
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« Reply #877 on: August 22, 2009, 06:50:36 PM »
so does that mean you're going to come? Grin
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« Reply #878 on: August 22, 2009, 06:56:01 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on August 22, 2009, 03:59:32 PM
What do squids know about paint anyway?

With the frequency with which we apply it, we know quite a bit.

Rust Oleom > Krylon > house brand.

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« Reply #879 on: August 22, 2009, 06:57:31 PM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 22, 2009, 06:48:55 PM
because my vag starts leaking sand at the thought of being cold.

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I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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« Reply #880 on: August 22, 2009, 06:59:55 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on August 22, 2009, 06:50:36 PM
so does that mean you're going to come? Grin

it means don't be suprised if a surly bearded guy on a triumph shows up around midnight.
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« Reply #881 on: August 22, 2009, 07:16:35 PM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 22, 2009, 06:59:55 PM
it means don't be suprised if a surly bearded guy on a triumph shows up around midnight.
we cook food for people that show in the middle of the night.

edit...

and I'd be surprised if lethe showed up with you.
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« Reply #882 on: August 23, 2009, 04:07:58 AM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 22, 2009, 06:48:55 PM
because my vag starts leaking sand at the thought of being cold.
i posted it because i thoguht you guys wold get a kick out of it.

sufficient amounts of alcohol + bondfire + cozy quarters in the "L" will take care of that no problem drink
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« Reply #883 on: August 23, 2009, 04:10:01 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on August 22, 2009, 07:16:35 PM
we cook food for people that show in the middle of the night.

edit...

and I'd be surprised if lethe showed up with you.


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« Reply #884 on: August 23, 2009, 04:13:18 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on August 22, 2009, 07:16:35 PM
and I'd be surprised if lethe showed up with you.

Where has he been???
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