Wow... He must live in a Cave or have a life or something

He was on vacation here in Hawaii when it all went down, and not spending much time on the computer. We met up for a few drinkies and he broke out our previously ordered MOB t-shirts. I commented that it was too bad that the DML logo was on the back and he was confused. The story went on from there.
Long boring story, I know; but he does have a decent excuse.