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Desmosedici on ebay
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January 18, 2009, 10:25:12 AM »
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&_trksid=p3907.m263&_trkparms=algo%3DSI%26its%3DI%26itu%3DUCI%26otn%3D15%26po%3DLVI%26ps%3D54&item=260348580354&category=49991&viewitem=
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Re: Desmosedici on ebay
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Is this a joke? Oh wait, it's a listing from Stockton so that explains it.
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January 18, 2009, 10:31:25 AM »
hahhahhaaa.
works unless the wife has internet access and an IQ over say 85.
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January 18, 2009, 10:40:14 AM »
That's hilarious. Wifey says sell it... O.K. will do.
And look at the other items listed from the seller.
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January 18, 2009, 10:47:46 AM »
his wife is also selling her new virginity
I bet she get more than he does
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Priceless....
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Wonder what the monthly payments would work out to?
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Quote from: Statler on January 18, 2009, 10:31:25 AM
works unless the wife has internet access and
an IQ over say 85.
If she doesn't appreciate the music of a D16, I don't think that's much of a worry.
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Quote from: Lance Goodthrust on January 18, 2009, 12:22:50 PM
Wonder what the monthly payments would work out to?
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Quote from: Jarvicious on January 19, 2009, 05:17:29 PM
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Re: Desmosedici on ebay
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January 19, 2009, 05:27:23 PM »
Using my massive powers of deduction I would say the wife has a very low IQ.
Logic:
1. Husband is intelligent as he had an opportunity to purchase desmosedicci and he took it.
2. Wife did not stop him from the purchase so he has some say in the marraige.
3. Wife thinks that after he buys it she can convince him to sell it.(low IQ comes in here)
4. Wife leaves sale details to hubby.(low IQ confirms itself here)
Idiot if he lets his wife determine if he owns that bike or not.
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January 19, 2009, 10:03:45 PM »
Same logic, different member "selling" his Lamborghini Murcielago:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Lamborghini-Murcielago-murcielago-Lamborgini-murcielago-your-dream-car_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trkparmsZ66Q3a2Q7c65Q3a3Q7c39Q3a1Q7c240Q3a1318QQ_trksidZp3286Q2ec0Q2em14QQhashZitem220348084921QQitemZ220348084921QQptZUSQ5fCarsQ5fTrucks#ht_500wt_1178
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Re: Desmosedici on ebay
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Quote from: CowboyBeebop on January 19, 2009, 10:03:45 PM
Same logic, different member "selling" his Lamborghini Murcielago:
amarillo, tx seller w/ a florida-plated car pictured in florida? believability meter shows low readings on this one.
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