... and being the gentleman that you are, you offered to throw in your insurance money to help out?
Two birds, I reckon.
Amended reading:
We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of a brilliant man....
After having his first motorcycle stolen Spider then proceeded to purchase a GP replica race bike...
and so the seeds of his untimely death were planted....
MANY women will miss him...
amen and god give you strenth!