Funny, NWS Language

Started by 695LAM, February 18, 2009, 06:14:48 PM

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695LAM


NAKID

2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

Rev. Millertime

"What the f**k is that, cat food?"

[laugh]
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

Monsterlover

I lost it when he started talking about Optimus Prime [laugh] [laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Rameses

#4


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Wow, that's some good shit...

This one might be even better.   [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOmvdeNa67E&feature=channel



Another good one...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNrO-FAHcdI&feature=channel

factorPlayer

 ??? I talk like that at work all the time

Super T.I.B

make the beast with two backs, I'm crying, that is piss funny!  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

r_ciao

'09 Monster 696+ Red, of course.
EvoTech Tail Tidy, SpeedyMoto frame sliders, 14T front sprocket

Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Oldfisti

"...5 times. pregnant dog."


[laugh]

LMAOROFL!
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

OverCaffeinated

I like the legal disclaimer at the end of the kaboom video.

Billy mays is da shizzle.

Are there any of that shamwow pansy?

Rob Hilding

Desmosedici - it's the new Paso (except the bodywork doesn't fit as well)

KnightofNi

that's not a very good billy mays impression. he wasn't yelling the whole time  [laugh]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

nateqwik

" I got the meat, you got the taste." [laugh] [laugh] [clap] HILARIOUS!!

needtorque

Was watching the vids and the wife yelled from the kitchen "what the make the beast with two backs are you listening to in there?" [roll]
Who insures the FDIC?