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You know you're getting older when....

Started by Duck-Stew, February 20, 2009, 01:48:46 PM

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T. Rush

#30
February 21, 2009, 10:36:55 AM
When you keep getting mail requests to join AARP
Remember to define the space you occupy

ducpainter

#31
February 21, 2009, 02:11:03 PM
Quote from: T. Rush on February 21, 2009, 10:36:55 AM
When you keep getting mail requests to join AARP
when you answer them. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Kopfjäger

#32
February 21, 2009, 02:16:08 PM
When everyone younger than you, "pisses you off".
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

DoubleEagle

#33
February 21, 2009, 03:23:43 PM
+1googlplex    Dolph
'08 Ducati 1098 R    '09 BMW K 1300 GT   '10 BMW S 1000 RR

Shortest sentence...." I am "   Longest sentence ... " I Do "

Grampa

#34
February 21, 2009, 04:11:29 PM
Quote from: kopfjager on February 21, 2009, 02:16:08 PM
When everyone younger than you, "pisses you off".

hopefully I'm older  :o
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Gus Duc

#35
February 21, 2009, 04:21:14 PM
When you sell the bike to buy a minivan.

Buckethead

#36
February 21, 2009, 04:23:29 PM
Quote from: Gus Duc on February 21, 2009, 04:21:14 PM
When you sell the bike to buy a minivan.

That's doesn't mean you're getting old.

It means you're dying.


;D
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Kopfjäger

#37
February 21, 2009, 04:36:12 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on February 21, 2009, 04:11:29 PM
hopefully I'm older  :o

Present company excluded, ofcourse.  ;D
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

Howie

#38
February 21, 2009, 06:42:00 PM
Your children begin to look middle-aged :P

soapyloving

#39
February 21, 2009, 06:48:12 PM
You start plucking grays.. :'(

slowpoke13

#40
February 21, 2009, 08:05:19 PM
Quote from: hiker on February 21, 2009, 06:48:12 PM
You start plucking grays.. :'(

Is that what you call a Friday night at the Old Folks home?
slowpokesan

cyrus buelton

#41
February 21, 2009, 08:10:36 PM
When you spend 30 minutes in the shitter
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

Grampa

#42
February 21, 2009, 08:42:48 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on February 21, 2009, 08:10:36 PM
When you spend 30 minutes in the shitter

I've been old for a very long time then
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

cyrus buelton

#43
February 21, 2009, 08:44:58 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on February 21, 2009, 08:42:48 PM
I've been old for a very long time then

Oh wait, me too.


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

lauramonster

#44
February 22, 2009, 07:53:37 AM
Quote from: hiker on February 21, 2009, 06:48:12 PM
You start plucking grays.. :'(

You're REALLY old when you can't pluck the grays, cause they're the only thing left!!!
Frickin' snow!
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