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« Reply #109875 on: June 06, 2012, 06:06:18 AM »
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just don't eat that yellow snow!
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« Reply #109876 on: June 06, 2012, 06:07:15 AM »
Note to self: If ever visiting Randy and Stella piss in the sink to reduce spray
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« Reply #109877 on: June 06, 2012, 06:09:52 AM »
Stella's place.....Enjoy the wall art, add to it if you're creatively inebriated
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« Reply #109878 on: June 06, 2012, 06:10:20 AM »
Quote from: RAT900 on June 06, 2012, 06:07:15 AM
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or to just generally get your junk closer to that cold porcelain on it feeling that feels oh so sooothing when drunk and needing to release...
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« Reply #109879 on: June 06, 2012, 06:11:29 AM »
Quote from: zooom on June 06, 2012, 06:10:20 AM
or to just generally get your junk closer to that cold porcelain on it feeling that feels oh so sooothing when drunk and needing to release...

are you suggesting to squat like a chick?   laughingdp
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« Reply #109880 on: June 06, 2012, 06:12:58 AM »
Quote from: RAT900 on June 06, 2012, 06:11:29 AM
are you suggesting to squat like a chick?   laughingdp
yes, use the sink and squat like an Amazon
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« Reply #109881 on: June 06, 2012, 06:32:00 AM »
Quote from: lethe on June 06, 2012, 06:09:52 AM
Stella's place.....Enjoy the wall art, add to it if you're creatively inebriated

add some substances to your drinks for other added effects...like adding the fluid from a glow stick to your drink can make your pee glow
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« Reply #109882 on: June 06, 2012, 06:34:16 AM »
Note to self:  Never serve asparagus at dinner to male DMF house guests
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« Reply #109883 on: June 06, 2012, 06:35:38 AM »
Quote from: RAT900 on June 06, 2012, 06:34:16 AM
Note to self:  Never serve asparagus at dinner to male DMF house guests

ok . . .
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« Reply #109884 on: June 06, 2012, 06:40:37 AM »
Quote from: zooom on June 06, 2012, 06:32:00 AM
add some substances to your drinks for other added effects...like adding the fluid from a glow stick to your drink can make your pee glow

That can't be right. . .

can it?
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« Reply #109885 on: June 06, 2012, 06:41:44 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 06, 2012, 06:40:37 AM
That can't be right. . .

can it?

me dont know . ..  I drink Mountain Dew and nothing happens . . .
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #109886 on: June 06, 2012, 06:43:14 AM »
MT D doesn't glow in the dark. . .
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« Reply #109887 on: June 06, 2012, 06:45:04 AM »
Drinking from certain bodies of water can do the trick too.
Mmmm, good old Newtown Creek water.  waytogo
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« Reply #109888 on: June 06, 2012, 06:45:44 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 06, 2012, 06:43:14 AM
MT D doesn't glow in the dark. . .

but it looks like coolant ! ! !
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #109889 on: June 06, 2012, 07:29:56 AM »
That stuff will give you a third eye. . .
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