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DarkMonster620
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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it's has a more 'sharp' flavor than cilantro . . .
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Afta noon.
Quote from: Stella on June 14, 2012, 05:14:49 AM
Greetings.
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I don't need it at all in the AM, by lunch I'm pretty sore. I'm hoping maybe a couple of weeks, but I don't really know.
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: RAT900 on June 14, 2012, 07:02:11 AM
is that a polite way of saying he has to service her vile needs?
do you often find yourself in roles that subordinate you to rubenesque matronly women in tight garb?
Knight there may be a lot of moving parts under the surface here (psychologically speaking)
kinda...the friend in question deals with all the facilities requests (furniture, cube rearrangements, ect...)and sausage changes her mind at deadline pretty much every time.
and no, i dont often find myself subordinate to big women in regular sized clothes. this one was appointed well after i had this job.
Quote from: RAT900 on June 14, 2012, 07:15:55 AM
fungus in the folds, barnacles and skin tags
ummmmm,
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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yeah that last one was pretty gnarly even by my flexible standards
I actually checked my watch before I posted it to see if I had an appetite recovery time by noon
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Quote from: RAT900 on June 14, 2012, 11:09:46 AM
yeah that last one was pretty gnarly even by my flexible standards
I actually checked my watch before I posted it to see if I had an appetite recovery time by noon
mainly because i was thinking that if things were bad enough to have fungus, there's probably some open sores that look like leprosy.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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Quote from: RAT900 on June 14, 2012, 11:09:46 AM
yeah that last one was pretty gnarly even by my flexible standards
I actually checked my watch before I posted it to see if I had an appetite recovery time by noon
I'm eating a sandwich and it didn't bother me at all.
Then again, even if I'm doing work at a DEP dewatering plant, I still don't miss lunch that day and will often just eat it on site
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: lethe on June 14, 2012, 01:59:53 PM
I'm eating a sandwich and it didn't bother me at all.
Then again, even if I'm doing work at a DEP dewatering plant, I still don't miss lunch that day and will often just eat it on site
normally, my second cup of
I drink while sitting at toilet . . .but the image of 4 armpits and lots of 'bundles of flesh' sort of messed my appetite for a while . . .
I have nothing against 'big' people, is just that some of them have no dignity and to be 'fashionable' get into anything that's in fashion . ..
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evening...
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evening . . .
still working for the days in August . . .
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Carlos
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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evening
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: Got Duc on June 14, 2012, 05:19:56 PM
evening
Long time...
How is it?
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
perspective
is even more amazing than yours."
To realize the value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Yeah it has been a few.....
I am good. You?
Miss my moto peeps.
Plus I will have to see if I can summon bacon Junkie.
Bacon,bacon, bacon
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Why do roaches always die on their back?
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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see ya tomorrow all ...
night ! ! !
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Carlos
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: Got Duc on June 14, 2012, 05:27:54 PM
Yeah it has been a few.....
I am good. You?
Miss my moto peeps.
Plus I will have to see if I can summon bacon Junkie.
Bacon,bacon, bacon
Howdy!!!
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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YO Bacon!
Amazing it still works!
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