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Author Topic: The Official "Say Anything" Thread  (Read 7481682 times)
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« Reply #110490 on: June 18, 2012, 09:02:52 AM »
i suppose it is, isn't it?
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« Reply #110491 on: June 18, 2012, 09:04:38 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 18, 2012, 09:02:52 AM
i suppose it is, isn't it?
maybe not, I'm still not wearing a shirt or real pants yet  Grin
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« Reply #110492 on: June 18, 2012, 09:13:30 AM »
I'm still in shorts . . . no shirt . . . and yawning . . .

OK, time to get some food and then  . . . do whatever it was doing before this . . .
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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #110493 on: June 18, 2012, 09:14:03 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 18, 2012, 09:02:52 AM
i suppose it is, isn't it?
seems so
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« Reply #110494 on: June 18, 2012, 09:15:16 AM »
Hard to believe most of the day is gone already Tongue

Im in the middle of a never ending quote pile.

I suppose I could have worse problems.

Cheesy
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« Reply #110495 on: June 18, 2012, 09:57:00 AM »
scammers annoy me

if these latest jackasses call again, I'm going to tie them up for as long as possible with confusing conversation and false info
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« Reply #110496 on: June 18, 2012, 10:12:10 AM »
Record it for all to enjoy!

Ask about the prefamulated amulite Cheesy
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« Reply #110497 on: June 18, 2012, 10:18:17 AM »
I don't have a computer but my abacus has a virus, can you give me assistance with this?
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« Reply #110498 on: June 18, 2012, 10:33:10 AM »
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« Reply #110499 on: June 18, 2012, 10:44:17 AM »
Quote from: lethe on June 18, 2012, 10:18:17 AM
I don't have a computer but my abacus has a virus, can you give me assistance with this?

why yes, i am vbery interested in you flux recapturing device. however, i must ask you if you have accepted jesus christ as your savior.
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« Reply #110500 on: June 18, 2012, 10:47:52 AM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 18, 2012, 10:44:17 AM
why yes, i am vbery interested in you flux recapturing device. however, i must ask you if you have accepted jesus christ as your savior.
is this about the money I owe him?
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« Reply #110501 on: June 18, 2012, 10:50:44 AM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 18, 2012, 10:44:17 AM
if you have accepted jesus christ as your savior.
Lady at work today: "if you were to die right now, are you 100% sure you would go to heaven?"
Me: "Why lady? Do you have a gun? Are you about to shoot me? Planning on blowing this place up? Why are you suggestively asking me if I'm at peace with dying RIGHT NOW??"
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« Reply #110502 on: June 18, 2012, 11:02:11 AM »
laughingdp  how'd she take that?
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« Reply #110503 on: June 18, 2012, 11:03:51 AM »
nothing puts other's minds at ease better than creepily worded and overly specific hypothetical situations
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« Reply #110504 on: June 18, 2012, 12:22:14 PM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on June 18, 2012, 11:02:11 AM
laughingdp  how'd she take that?
It derailed her monologue entirely.
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