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Author Topic: The Official "Say Anything" Thread  (Read 7479682 times)
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« Reply #110745 on: June 22, 2012, 09:12:17 AM »
More than I ever wanted to be.
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« Reply #110746 on: June 22, 2012, 09:21:44 AM »
I hear that.
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« Reply #110747 on: June 22, 2012, 09:23:21 AM »
Oh, ok . . .

Well, I pay 20% of anything I make above $846.00 . .up to $2500.00 from $2501.00 to $5000.00 I would pay 10% . . . and from $5001.00 >> only 5% . . .

So I am screwed . . . cause I'm on the first bracket and don't forget to add, since I'm self employed another 10% for SS . . .Grin
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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #110748 on: June 22, 2012, 09:46:47 AM »
i was bored and decided to see what kind of prices the ebays and craigslist had for cars i wish i could afford (wrx and mitsubishi evo)

one of the listings said "highly desireable auto trans!"

WTF! why would you buy something that sporty as an automatic. amuptees and injuries geta pass, but if you know what you are buying and are normally able bodied, why would you do that?!  bang head
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« Reply #110749 on: June 22, 2012, 10:00:59 AM »
don't know how to drive stick...

but want to be cool?
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« Reply #110750 on: June 22, 2012, 10:04:20 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on June 22, 2012, 10:00:59 AM
don't know how to drive stick...

but want to be cool?

does that exists?
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #110751 on: June 22, 2012, 10:43:38 AM »
Drive a paddle shifted sporty car...you will understand.

Even the seriously underpowered TSX I got as a loaner for my recent recall work was fun to flog about with the paddle shifters... I can't imagine how much of a blast a car with decent pwoer/weight ratio would be.
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« Reply #110752 on: June 22, 2012, 10:55:41 AM »
My 01 a4 had paddle shifters on the wheel... Fun, but a novelty that wore off quickly

Can this work day go any sloooooweeer?
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« Reply #110753 on: June 22, 2012, 11:01:25 AM »
Quote from: ZILBERT on June 22, 2012, 10:43:38 AM
Drive a paddle shifted sporty car...you will understand.

Even the seriously underpowered TSX I got as a loaner for my recent recall work was fun to flog about with the paddle shifters... I can't imagine how much of a blast a car with decent pwoer/weight ratio would be.

i have. it's still not the same. even lethe's gti, which was a blast and a half, wasn't quite right without the clutch and maual gearbox (though that is the best flappy paddle gearbox/auto-stick i have ever driven)
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Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
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« Reply #110754 on: June 22, 2012, 12:19:53 PM »
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 22, 2012, 06:21:07 AM
btw, 1099?

1099 is a tax form, it's used by employers to report income of contractors. basically it means you are self employed & as z said, the person paying you does not take out taxes, you pay your taxes due directly to the taxing agencies.

z will be responsible for filing a qtrly 1040ES form for his estimated taxes, as well as he will be responsible for both the employee & employer portions of fica (federal insurance contributions act) .. fica is the combined social security & medicare tax...

says the payroll professional  Grin

(maybe i should have wrote this in nogas... )  laughingdp
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« Reply #110755 on: June 22, 2012, 12:31:35 PM »
Quote from: elyse on June 22, 2012, 12:19:53 PM
1099 is a tax form, it's used by employers to report income of contractors. basically it means you are self employed & as z said, the person paying you does not take out taxes, you pay your taxes due directly to the taxing agencies.

z will be responsible for filing a qtrly 1040ES form for his estimated taxes, as well as he will be responsible for both the employee & employer portions of fica (federal insurance contributions act) .. fica is the combined social security & medicare tax...

says the payroll professional  Grin

(maybe i should have wrote this in nogas... )  laughingdp

Thanks . . . Here is just one form . . .but still, me thinks me pays too much taxes . . .combined 20% of anything above $846.00 plus 10% of the total for SS . . .too mucho dinero ! ! !

BTW, it's beer o'clock already . . . it's Friday after 1400h . ..
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #110756 on: June 22, 2012, 03:19:24 PM »
Death...

and taxes.

The human condition...

leave it alone.
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« Reply #110757 on: June 22, 2012, 03:28:34 PM »
evening to dmfrs on this side of the pond, evening to the ones on the other side of the pond and good saturday morning to the ones on the other side of the other pond . . .

time to go to dinner with missus . . .

see ya later or tomorrow Grin
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #110758 on: June 22, 2012, 03:46:22 PM »
It was make the beast with two backsing hot these last two days.

86 in the shop with the AC at full throttle. 
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« Reply #110759 on: June 22, 2012, 03:48:44 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on June 22, 2012, 03:19:24 PM
Death...

and taxes.
hmm....that pretty much sums up the last 9 months for me...

well, actuallly... it's

death...

and taxes...

and dogs Smiley
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