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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 17, 2013, 09:31:10 AM »
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on September 17, 2013, 07:40:49 AM
Knock knock. Is anyone out there? Bored again at work
Get out here. We have plenty to keep you busy!
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.
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September 17, 2013, 09:32:00 AM »
Quote from: Stella on September 17, 2013, 09:25:06 AM
I really need to get out of the auto industry.
there are times I completely agree....
have fun in Vegas.
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 17, 2013, 10:32:06 AM »
Quote from: ungeheuer on September 17, 2013, 04:49:51 AM
And she's right
Pretty frugal. Is it petrol or diesel?
I flog the bollocks of the Mondeo mercilessly and it still returns 36mpg US.
Quote from: zooom on September 17, 2013, 05:22:54 AM
they currently don't offer the diesel variation here stateside....
He's right...gas...avg over 40 mpg
I don't think the re-flash did a thing to fix the noise.
The service manager asked us to drive it for a couple of hundred miles, and if I'm not happy they'd replace the clutches.
I guess I have no problem playing the game.
Quote from: Stella on September 17, 2013, 09:25:06 AM
A quick greeting from Vegas.
I really need to get out of the auto industry.
Carry on and enjoy the day (or sleep well).
Quote from: zooom on September 17, 2013, 09:32:00 AM
there are times I completely agree....
have fun in Vegas.
I used to work wholesale dealer parts. Car and heavy truck.
I hung out in the parts room this morning. I know most of the guys that work there. My brother is the asst parts mgr.
I'm pretty sure I'll wake up tonight with friggen numbers assaulting my brain.
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 17, 2013, 10:44:14 AM »
back home . . think dogs are not used to not having anyone at home . .. what a mess what a mess !!!!
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 17, 2013, 10:55:57 AM »
Sounds like you need to crate train them.
Back up camera worked at lunch.
Hopefully the transmission should stay where its suppose to be.
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 17, 2013, 10:58:06 AM »
Quote from: DesmoDiva on September 17, 2013, 10:55:57 AM
Sounds like you need to crate train them.
Back up camera worked at lunch.
Hopefully the transmission should stay where its suppose to be.
I just wished I could leave them outside under a roof and with lots of water . . but, county didn't approve my blueprints !! so they need to stay inside . . ,while I was here, I left the terrace door open so they were going in and out all day . . .now they are staying inside, they used to do in just one place, you gotta see this mess
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 17, 2013, 11:10:59 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on September 17, 2013, 10:32:06 AM
I used to work wholesale dealer parts. Car and heavy truck.
I hung out in the parts room this morning. I know most of the guys that work there. My brother is the asst parts mgr.
I'm pretty sure I'll wake up tonight with friggen numbers assaulting my brain.
I understand....at least when you did that, I'll bet everyone for the most part spoke the same language and lingo though....
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 17, 2013, 11:22:29 AM »
Quote from: zooom on September 17, 2013, 11:10:59 AM
I understand....at least when you did that, I'll bet everyone for the most part spoke the same language and lingo though....
Pretty much.
I started in that business before you were born.
When I was in MA there was a lot of Italinglaise.
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 17, 2013, 11:35:23 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on September 17, 2013, 11:22:29 AM
Pretty much.
I started in that business before you were born.
When I was in MA there was a lot of Italinglaise.
NOW, it is a lot of spanglishaneseorean with a hindi flareup...and so much almost proprietary technology, that I feel more like a phone tech diagnostician than a parts guy....and I do it moreso willingly so that I keep my return ratio low...because they think I am joking when I ask them outright why I should take something back that they installed and took off because it didn't fix the car....I asked 1 guy what he would think (he sent me back a fan control module that he scratched installing it and left screw marks and greasy paw prints all over it) if I had sent it to him in this condition as a brand new part...he shut up and told me to send it back to him and has stopped throwing parts at car to fix them and asks questions now....
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 17, 2013, 11:42:22 AM »
Quote from: zooom on September 17, 2013, 11:35:23 AM
NOW, it is a lot of spanglishaneseorean with a hindi flareup...and so much almost proprietary technology, that I feel more like a phone tech diagnostician than a parts guy....and I do it moreso willingly so that I keep my return ratio low...because they think I am joking when I ask them outright why I should take something back that they installed and took off because it didn't fix the car....I asked 1 guy what he would think (he sent me back a fan control module that he scratched installing it and left screw marks and greasy paw prints all over it) if I had sent it to him in this condition as a brand new part...he shut up and told me to send it back to him and has stopped throwing parts at car to fix them and asks questions now....
Whatcha talkin about mijo! I purchas parts I need, carajo cono que los "cevillones*" are broken . . like this you mean zooom?
translation: what are you talking about son? I purchased the parts I needed; what da f**k the CV joints are bust?
cevillones = cv joints . . go get parts in Miami . . .
here in Panama: the manshaft is broken . . . you tell me what that means
but me, I just tell them that the relay exhaust bearing module thermo coupler is damaged . . .
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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September 17, 2013, 12:17:49 PM »
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on September 17, 2013, 11:42:22 AM
here in Panama: the manshaft is broken . . . you tell me what that means
it means get a viagra and call your wife!...LOL
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 17, 2013, 12:21:43 PM »
not that but . . ..
the main shaft is broken
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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September 17, 2013, 03:58:41 PM »
so, it started raining with wind again . .. working in my garage is almost futile . .. I get wet parts get wet . . . plus it's cold, the water . . .
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 17, 2013, 04:01:58 PM »
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on September 17, 2013, 03:58:41 PM
so, it started raining with wind again . .. working in my garage is almost futile . .. I get wet parts get wet . . . plus it's cold, the water . . .
I don't think it gets cold in Panama.
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Quote from: Mendo Dave on September 17, 2013, 04:01:58 PM
I don't think it gets cold in Panama.
not for me at least, lots of people find 78F cold . . .
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I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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