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Author Topic: The Official "Say Anything" Thread  (Read 7619470 times)
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« Reply #17400 on: October 19, 2008, 06:00:45 AM »

Who is "they" and what is "it?"
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« Reply #17401 on: October 19, 2008, 06:02:37 AM »

Who is "they" and what is "it?"
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« Reply #17402 on: October 19, 2008, 06:04:14 AM »

I think my brain tumor is growing
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« Reply #17403 on: October 19, 2008, 06:05:00 AM »

I think my brain tumor is growing
what makes you think that?
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« Reply #17404 on: October 19, 2008, 06:05:54 AM »

it's trying to get out
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« Reply #17405 on: October 19, 2008, 06:06:58 AM »

it's trying to get out
Is it reaching out of your ear and grabbing food off the dinner plate?
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« Reply #17406 on: October 19, 2008, 06:07:18 AM »

hair of the dog....
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« Reply #17407 on: October 19, 2008, 06:09:00 AM »

Is it reaching out of your ear and grabbing food off the dinner plate?

Actually, it's using some sort of machine to burrow out the top of my head

where it will then try to take food off my plate
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« Reply #17408 on: October 19, 2008, 06:10:33 AM »

two shots of tequila and some good bacon.   fix you right up for the day.
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« Reply #17409 on: October 19, 2008, 06:13:24 AM »

two shots of tequila and some good bacon.   fix you right up for the day.
Ah, you found your way back. I thought you got lost.
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« Reply #17410 on: October 19, 2008, 06:15:16 AM »

two shots of tequila and some good bacon.   fix you right up for the day.

Im down with the bacon for sure. . .

but, I think the Tequila will just start this process all over again. . .
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« Reply #17411 on: October 19, 2008, 06:21:04 AM »

but, I think the Tequila will just start this process all over again. . .

isn't that the circle of life??

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« Reply #17412 on: October 19, 2008, 06:23:14 AM »

laughingdp

suppose so Grin
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« Reply #17413 on: October 19, 2008, 06:25:23 AM »

time to clean my house up, later all
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« Reply #17414 on: October 19, 2008, 06:28:14 AM »

time to clean my house up, later all
buh-bye...
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 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
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    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


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