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« Reply #18060 on: October 23, 2008, 04:26:42 AM »

so stay home... laughingdp

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« Reply #18061 on: October 23, 2008, 04:30:39 AM »

Some poor bastard hit a moose on his way to work this morning on 93...

he was in his car and he got killed.

I can't imagine hitting one of those swamp cows on a bike.
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« Reply #18062 on: October 23, 2008, 04:32:35 AM »

Jeez!  No kidding.  Those things are like breathing tanks.  Here I was worried about deer on my trip to & from Canada. 

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« Reply #18063 on: October 23, 2008, 04:33:27 AM »

that would not be pretty.   Shocked

I'm sure the moose would fair better than the bike/rider.   Undecided

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« Reply #18064 on: October 23, 2008, 04:43:29 AM »

I have never seen those things up close, can only imagine Shocked

We have to contend with cattle, baboons and the occasional lion Grin laughingdp
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« Reply #18065 on: October 23, 2008, 04:46:21 AM »

I have never seen those things up close, can only imagine Shocked

We have to contend with cattle, baboons and the occasional lion Grin laughingdp
Imagine a cow...

that weighs around 1000lbs or more....

that stands 8 feet tall
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« Reply #18066 on: October 23, 2008, 04:51:07 AM »

rip driver on 93  Sad

if i leave now i'll be in the studio by 9:30

catch ya'll in a bit  Smiley
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« Reply #18067 on: October 23, 2008, 04:53:32 AM »

later TiNi. 
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« Reply #18068 on: October 23, 2008, 04:58:19 AM »

Number 998, best looking duck by far
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« Reply #18069 on: October 23, 2008, 05:00:03 AM »

Number 998, best looking duck by far
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handsome. Wink
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« Reply #18070 on: October 23, 2008, 05:01:59 AM »

I just had to skip 999 Grin
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« Reply #18071 on: October 23, 2008, 05:03:04 AM »

T reminded me that moose are almost black...so they blend in to the road.

Their eyes don't reflect light...so you can't see them.

...and they have no natural enemies so they have no fear regarding vehicles (read stupid)
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« Reply #18072 on: October 23, 2008, 05:21:04 AM »

about 8 years ago I had my last road accident Angry

Broke my left ankle, collarbone and most of the fingers in my left hand.

Public transport operator made illegal u-turn in front of me and I hit him on the front door.

I guess you can say these things are our equivilant of a moose.

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« Reply #18073 on: October 23, 2008, 05:23:18 AM »

I guess the info painted on the sides is accurate then!

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« Reply #18074 on: October 23, 2008, 05:23:59 AM »

Public transport operator = cabbie?...= stupid   Wink
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