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Author Topic: The Official "Say Anything" Thread  (Read 7555941 times)
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« Reply #46755 on: September 02, 2009, 09:24:09 AM »
Give the teacher an apple?!?

How about a Fiddy instead?  This is 2009 ya know....
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« Reply #46756 on: September 02, 2009, 09:28:12 AM »
Quote from: Duck-Stew on September 02, 2009, 09:24:09 AM
Give the teacher an apple?!?

How about a Fiddy instead?  This is 2009 ya know....

Knight meant 'apple' as a euphemism.    don't ever give the teacher anything he recommends.   Grin
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« Reply #46757 on: September 02, 2009, 09:40:29 AM »
Quote from: DesmoDiva on September 02, 2009, 07:43:53 AM
Hi P.

Are you home or away this week?

Any news from Dave?

Sounds like you had a crazy ride on sunday. 

Quote from: Duck-Stew on September 02, 2009, 07:46:33 AM
Yeah P, any word from Dave-ola?

Hi guys,

Home this week (well, a bit of running around locally, but I'll take that).

Dave thinks he has a date to leave Kazakhstan and it's sometime next week!  If so he will probably stop in Moscow for a day on his way back. Smiley
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« Reply #46758 on: September 02, 2009, 11:10:19 AM »
Quote from: Statler on September 02, 2009, 09:28:12 AM
Knight meant 'apple' as a euphemism.    don't ever give the teacher anything he recommends.   Grin

apple starts with a....other words start with a



wait, that's not what i meant at all.


i was just saying to kiss up right away. you people and your dirty minds.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #46759 on: September 02, 2009, 11:19:36 AM »
Today I played BP'S DISCOUNT MOTOCYCLE SPA AND FIX'N EMPORIUM

Bike ...she no start, so I charged the battery all night.

She crank'a good now.

Check for spark..... yep'a she's'a got spark.

Check'a inside's tank with tiny mirror..... oopsie, hose'a no connected. Pull the tank off and take the pumper out and conect'a the hose.
ooooooh... look'a at that crap in'a the tank.

Now'a..... call'a DucSea and order up'a a new seal.


Now'a comes the spa treatment.
Scrub'a dub dub..... ducs'a in'a the tub

The chain..... she was'a clogged up'a with shit and'a all stiff.  Shes'a purdy and a loose'a now. (like my makeshift rear stand using an old croquet mallet shaft laughingdp)
Now'a she waits on'a the parts.

http://s160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/victors%20998/?albumview=slideshow

oops... I moved the pics at photobucket like a tard   laughingdp
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« Reply #46760 on: September 02, 2009, 11:24:47 AM »
Nice work Mr.Bako-Duc-fixer.  waytogo     Wink
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« Reply #46761 on: September 02, 2009, 11:28:39 AM »
Strong work, BP, and nice rear stand  waytogo
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« Reply #46762 on: September 02, 2009, 03:06:00 PM »
evening.

swampy...

your excuses are weak. Evil
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« Reply #46763 on: September 02, 2009, 03:19:28 PM »
I am SO bored... but I just found spidey's pad on google maps street view  Grin
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« Reply #46764 on: September 02, 2009, 03:29:50 PM »
Quote from: bobspapa on September 02, 2009, 11:19:36 AM
http://s160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/victors%20998/?albumview=slideshow

Ye gods, thats a purty bike!
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« Reply #46765 on: September 02, 2009, 05:45:59 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on September 02, 2009, 03:06:00 PM
your excuses are weak. Evil
Grin
Next year, my friend, next year.

and Evening.
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« Reply #46766 on: September 02, 2009, 06:18:02 PM »
Toaster vs. Automatic pop up toaster. Big difference.
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« Reply #46767 on: September 02, 2009, 08:04:17 PM »
G'night all.  More Ning available in the morning.

Wiki-wiki!  waytogo
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« Reply #46768 on: September 02, 2009, 08:46:30 PM »
Quote from: teddy037.2 on September 02, 2009, 03:19:28 PM
I am SO bored... but I just found spidey's pad on google maps street view  Grin
Teddy, is Google Earth street view a free add-on or is it part of the basic Google Earth setup ?

Dolph      Smiley
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« Reply #46769 on: September 02, 2009, 10:03:58 PM »
Morning coffee
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