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Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 05, 2008, 05:22:03 PM

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Randimus Maximus

is it bad that I started a small fire (less than campfire size - still illegal inside Denver city limits) in my back yard?

Is it worse that I doused it with water as soon as I heard sirens blocks, maybe miles, away?

Popeye the Sailor

At least it wasn't on your date.


I imagine you'll prepare like this:

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Randimus Maximus

and now I hear the police helicopter overhead.  :o

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on October 09, 2010, 09:10:43 PM
and now I hear the police helicopter overhead.  :o

You're probably going to pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

So sorry.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: Darkmonster620 on October 09, 2010, 08:54:50 PM
beast with two backs .... what you eat?

I think it might have been bad chicken salad sandwich from the cafe at work yesterday.   :P

Not a fun day today...

Quote from: MrIncredible on October 09, 2010, 09:08:27 PM
At least it wasn't on your date.


I imagine you'll prepare like this:



[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

My emergency would probably be another blood infection, swollen tonsils pressing on my brainstem and shorting out my central nervous system, all while on a motorcycle 600 miles away from home.  ;)

The date is a couple of weeks away, so I guess I lucked out this weekend.  [roll]




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Randimus Maximus

Quote from: MrIncredible on October 09, 2010, 09:28:35 PM
You're probably going to pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

So sorry.

they've left the area.

for now.

i'm posting from a closet in my basement, just in case.

DarkMonster620

Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on October 09, 2010, 09:34:29 PM
I think it might have been bad chicken salad sandwich from the cafe at work yesterday.   :P

Not a fun day today...

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

My emergency would probably be another blood infection, swollen tonsils pressing on my brainstem and shorting out my central nervous system, all while on a motorcycle 600 miles away from home.  ;)

The date is a couple of weeks away, so I guess I lucked out this weekend.  [roll]




[bacon]

I avoid chicken outside my house ... only wings ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

The Bacon Junkie

I shoulda stuck with the bacon grilled cheese sammich..   :-\




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Randimus Maximus

Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on October 09, 2010, 09:45:41 PM
I shoulda stuck with the bacon grilled cheese sammich..   :-\




[bacon]

Doesn't  [bacon] act as an antibiotic in any food that it's added to?

DarkMonster620

Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on October 09, 2010, 09:45:41 PM
I shoulda stuck with the bacon grilled cheese sammich..   :-\




[bacon]

i agree... today's sirloin ... must say, was exquisite ... juicy .. yet crispy outside ... chicken wings, fried and then tosed in my own sauce concoction ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on October 09, 2010, 09:07:19 PM
is it bad that I started a small fire (less than campfire size - still illegal inside Denver city limits) in my back yard?

Is it worse that I doused it with water as soon as I heard sirens blocks, maybe miles, away?
a small fire like this?



[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


morning
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Monsterlover

Not bad

two intake valves are between .001 and .002 on the loose side

not sure that matters

pipes will be in on Tuesday

I yanked the emissions and put in the block off plates yesterday

i'm also tryin to find out if I can ditch the intake snorkel. The openings are quite a bit smaller that what's on the 2v ducs

I hope this things a rocket when I'm done
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

did you find the leak?

I know you mentioned you thought it might be a hose.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”