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Author Topic: The Official "Say Anything" Thread  (Read 7330880 times)
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« Reply #90540 on: July 25, 2011, 06:20:17 PM »
Quote from: DesmoDiva on July 25, 2011, 06:19:02 PM
That just ruined my day.   Angry

Sorry to hear, ML.

don't be sorry. be happy.

I really think ill live longer if I sell it.
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« Reply #90541 on: July 25, 2011, 06:20:32 PM »
Well....then I have two words for you....


Track pregnant dog!!

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« Reply #90542 on: July 25, 2011, 06:38:45 PM »
Quote from: DesmoDiva on July 25, 2011, 06:20:32 PM
Well....then I have two words for you....


Track pregnant dog!!

 Evil Evil

Another two words,

GOOD IDEA !!!
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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #90543 on: July 25, 2011, 06:47:08 PM »
so i just had a guy offer to wire me the money i want for the XR tomorrow and have someone come pick up the bike.

naturally i'm skeptical.
what scams can he be trying to pull, and should i post this to the general populace?
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now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #90544 on: July 25, 2011, 06:52:16 PM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 25, 2011, 06:03:46 PM
I might sell the 999

Quote from: Darkmonster620 on July 25, 2011, 06:09:06 PM
WHAT?!

WHA... WHA... WHAAAT??!!!


Track Bike!!!  (or sell it to SacDuc...)  He wants a new bike...  Evil



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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #90545 on: July 25, 2011, 07:12:52 PM »
Quote from: ducpainter on July 25, 2011, 04:41:30 PM
the feeling.

Hasn't someone been able kill that thing yet?  At least capture & cage it?

Quote from: Monsterlover on July 25, 2011, 06:03:46 PM
I might sell the 999

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #90546 on: July 25, 2011, 07:24:43 PM »
I don't speak or understand German.

This is a pretty crazy crash test video, but it looks like they're working on some pretty trick avoidance technology (end of vid).

Multi-Car Crash Test: LKV Vs. Renault Megane Vs. Mitsubishi Lancer Wagon
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« Reply #90547 on: July 25, 2011, 07:40:08 PM »
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on July 25, 2011, 07:24:43 PM
I don't speak or understand German.

Roughly translated...

We got a huge government grant. 

We are going spend it beating the shit out of a bunch of cars.

In the end, we will release a new government mandated device that will add to the cost of all cars that will give drivers a new crutch so they will not feel the need to pay attention to their driving.

Cool vid.
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #90548 on: July 26, 2011, 01:23:53 AM »
morning Smiley  coffee

ML you gotta do what you gotta do  Cry
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« Reply #90549 on: July 26, 2011, 02:26:12 AM »
morning

won't you just go too fast on something else Kev?
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« Reply #90550 on: July 26, 2011, 02:53:37 AM »
Morning everyone,

Starting the day under some light rain but very nice temp, the lowest in the past few days, 22°C ...

Was thinking, it hurts actually;

Kev, you gonna sell the 999 because bike's too fast, right? You don't want a track bike, just something 'slower' ... I'm pretty sure you gonna end up either with a S4Rx or a newer Monster 1100/S. It's a hunch.
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #90551 on: July 26, 2011, 03:20:54 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on July 26, 2011, 02:26:12 AM
morning

won't you just go too fast on something else Kev?

something with less power would force me to make better decisions I think.

I've wanted a street legal dirt bike and sumo setup for a long time.

the first thing I did yesterday on the 999 was pass two cars in a passing zone at one time.  I think I was at 115 when I moved back into my lane. can't do that on a db.

im also factoring in how much it gets ridden and how much I could ride it in the future.

I don't need to sell it for financial reasons. the thing is just evil and I have a hard time not being a squid on it.
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« Reply #90552 on: July 26, 2011, 03:24:15 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 26, 2011, 03:20:54 AM
something with less power would force me to make better decisions I think.

I've wanted a street legal dirt bike and sumo setup for a long time.

the first thing I did yesterday on the 999 was pass two cars in a passing zone at one time.  I think I was at 115 when I moved back into my lane. can't do that on a db.

im also factoring in how much it gets ridden and how much I could ride it in the future.

I don't need to sell it for financial reasons. the thing is just evil and I have a hard time not being a squid on it.
I respectfully disagree with your logic, but at least you're thinking about it. waytogo
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« Reply #90553 on: July 26, 2011, 03:27:59 AM »
why?
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« Reply #90554 on: July 26, 2011, 03:31:28 AM »
Because the machine doesn't make the decisions or twist the throttle.

Bad decisions can occur at any speed.
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