Ducati Monster Forum

powered by:
February 24, 2025, 01:49:17 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News: Welcome to the DMF
 
   Home   Help Search Login Register  
* Discussion Boards
Introduce Yourself
FAQs and Policies

General Monster Forum
Remembering our friends...in Memorium
Riding Techniques
Tutorials
Tech
Accessories & Mods
Gear
Racing & Trackdays
Stolen Motorcycles

No Moto Content
Board Tech Issues

Local Club Boards
BOMb
RCP

* Sponsors
Valley Desmo Service
California Cycleworks
MotorcycleGear.Com
Monsterparts
Minor Sponsor Board
Sponsor Info

* Flea Market
Monsters for Sale
Monsters Wanted
Other Bikes
Parts for Sale
Parts Wanted
Gear for Sale
Misc for Sale/Wanted

Pages: 1 ... 6163 6164 [6165] 6166 6167 ... 14411   Go Down
« previous next »
  Print  
Author Topic: The Official "Say Anything" Thread  (Read 7722799 times)
ungeheuer
ɹǝʌO d∩ uıɐןɐɹʇsn∀
Local Moderator
Post Whore
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 20831


Often wrong. Never in doubt.


WWW
« Reply #92460 on: August 30, 2011, 04:18:51 AM »
School for me was a social gathering - any learning was purely incidental and occurred despite my lack of effort  laughingdp.

My kids seem to enjoy school too, but rate each day according to how much sport is timetabled.  Monday is apparently "Marvelous", whereas Thursday is referred to as "Turdsday". 

They make me so proud  Cheesy.
Logged
Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE

Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2
LMT
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 11166
« Reply #92461 on: August 30, 2011, 05:30:58 AM »
Typed a long post, hit the refresh button by mistake.  coffee stat!

Recap:
I liked school. Better then home.
Real boss loves me.
Fake boss is crazy, will go off the deep end one day and get fired.
Waiting.
Logged
Popeye the Sailor
For $50 you can touch my
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 16588
« Reply #92462 on: August 30, 2011, 06:02:20 AM »
This being an adult thing is totally overrated.
Logged
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.
KnightofNi
Lift my kilt to see my
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 8020


still wearing the tin foil hat


WWW
« Reply #92463 on: August 30, 2011, 06:03:15 AM »
45 minutes to go 1.3 miles.
no idea why. it just took that long.
i think everyone and their mother drove the same route as i did and nobody carpooled.


Quote from: MrIncredible on August 30, 2011, 06:02:20 AM
This being an adult thing is totally overrated.

i agree wholeheartedly
Logged
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
Randimus Maximus
Local Moderator
Post Whore
*****
Online Online

Posts: 11317

'01 996SPS
« Reply #92464 on: August 30, 2011, 06:27:27 AM »
I think I need to "take a sheet"
Logged
Quote from: Jacob on June 06, 2011, 11:07:02 AM
you may be a god
Monsterlover
The best kind of whore is a
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 18410


I will save Skynet from Sarah Connor
« Reply #92465 on: August 30, 2011, 06:39:42 AM »
The laundry mat?
Logged
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
Bick
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 13897
« Reply #92466 on: August 30, 2011, 06:55:13 AM »
More Ning. coffee

Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on August 30, 2011, 05:30:58 AM
Typed a long post, hit the refresh button by mistake.  coffee stat!

Recap:
I liked school. Better then home.
Real boss loves me.
Fake boss is crazy, will go off the deep end one day and get fired.
Waiting.

We want the full version!  Grin
Logged
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
KnightofNi
Lift my kilt to see my
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 8020


still wearing the tin foil hat


WWW
« Reply #92467 on: August 30, 2011, 07:58:22 AM »
just had a meeting with my mgr and HR.

They asked what they could do to help me improve at this job.

i don't think they wanted to hear "get me out"
so i didn't say that.

i explained my theory that this place sucks the life out of you and there is nothing about it that is enjoyable.
after i got done with my surprisingly calm explaination of the whys and hows behind the statement they just stared at me slack jawed for a minute.
i hope that pain in my foot isn't a self inflicted gunshot.
Logged
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
Bick
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 13897
« Reply #92468 on: August 30, 2011, 08:09:10 AM »
Quote from: King Tut on August 30, 2011, 07:58:22 AM
just had a meeting with my mgr and HR.

They asked what they could do to help me improve at this job.

i don't think they wanted to hear "get me out"
so i didn't say that.

i explained my theory that this place sucks the life out of you and there is nothing about it that is enjoyable.
after i got done with my surprisingly calm explaination of the whys and hows behind the statement they just stared at me slack jawed for a minute.
i hope that pain in my foot isn't a self inflicted gunshot.


Did it go like this?
Logged
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
lethe
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 12675
« Reply #92469 on: August 30, 2011, 08:33:52 AM »
Quote from: King Tut on August 30, 2011, 07:58:22 AM
just had a meeting with my mgr and HR.

They asked what they could do to help me improve at this job.

i don't think they wanted to hear "get me out"
so i didn't say that.

i explained my theory that this place sucks the life out of you and there is nothing about it that is enjoyable.
after i got done with my surprisingly calm explaination of the whys and hows behind the statement they just stared at me slack jawed for a minute.
i hope that pain in my foot isn't a self inflicted gunshot.

If that didn't do it, you still have the other foot to shoot.
Logged
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625
Monsterlover
The best kind of whore is a
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 18410


I will save Skynet from Sarah Connor
« Reply #92470 on: August 30, 2011, 08:37:01 AM »
laughingdp
Logged
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
DarkMonster620
According to some, a bottomless pit eating machine
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 38065


Enjoying the ride


WWW
« Reply #92471 on: August 30, 2011, 09:02:58 AM »
good early afternoon all,

Hey KT, weird, that sounds like me a couple of years ago ... uhm ...
Logged
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
DarkMonster620
According to some, a bottomless pit eating machine
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 38065


Enjoying the ride


WWW
« Reply #92472 on: August 30, 2011, 09:08:31 AM »
TBJ ... for you,


http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Feta-and-Bacon-Stuffed-Chicken-with-Onion-Mashed-Potatoes/Detail.aspx?ms=1&prop25=66423634&prop26=DailyDish&prop27=2011-08-30&prop28=DailyRecipe&prop29=FullRecipe&me=1
Logged
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
The Bacon Junkie
I have a Bacon Wrapped
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 9851


Save the brass...
« Reply #92473 on: August 30, 2011, 10:01:21 AM »
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on August 30, 2011, 09:08:31 AM
TBJ ... for you,


http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Feta-and-Bacon-Stuffed-Chicken-with-Onion-Mashed-Potatoes/Detail.aspx?ms=1&prop25=66423634&prop26=DailyDish&prop27=2011-08-30&prop28=DailyRecipe&prop29=FullRecipe&me=1

DUDE!!!   drool




bacon
Logged
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...
DarkMonster620
According to some, a bottomless pit eating machine
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 38065


Enjoying the ride


WWW
« Reply #92474 on: August 30, 2011, 10:02:25 AM »
I had a slight idea that it could be of your liking ..
Logged
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
Pages: 1 ... 6163 6164 [6165] 6166 6167 ... 14411   Go Up
  Print  
« previous next »
 
Jump to:  


Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines
Simple Audio Video Embedder 		Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
SimplePortal 2.1.1