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« Reply #93330 on: September 15, 2011, 01:52:40 AM »
Morning   coffee


Someone's a pretty nice guy, have fun in Vegas.  Get the boss a hooker and take pictures.
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« Reply #93331 on: September 15, 2011, 01:59:02 AM »
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« Reply #93332 on: September 15, 2011, 01:59:45 AM »
Quote from: SBK boy on September 15, 2011, 01:52:40 AM
Morning   coffee


Someone's a pretty nice guy, have fun in Vegas.  Get the boss a hooker and take pictures.

someone is more than a nice guy Smiley
he got up at 4am to go back to the city, i miss him already

boss is taking a private jet with his wife, the rest of us are flying coach
i'm traveling with 9 other people  Undecided

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« Reply #93333 on: September 15, 2011, 02:02:17 AM »
oh, get this...

the bosses mother came into the office yesterday
she asked why the window in his office was boarded up
he said it was from the hurricane  laughingdp
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« Reply #93334 on: September 15, 2011, 02:22:28 AM »
He is a nice guy.

not your boss so much.
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« Reply #93335 on: September 15, 2011, 02:52:34 AM »
Morning all
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« Reply #93336 on: September 15, 2011, 03:06:42 AM »
morning, evening ...

on the way out to drive wife to office then come back and get dressed for a meeting with a customer who has never used his test bench ...
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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #93337 on: September 15, 2011, 03:18:07 AM »
People are strange like that
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« Reply #93338 on: September 15, 2011, 03:40:32 AM »
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« Reply #93339 on: September 15, 2011, 04:02:43 AM »
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« Reply #93340 on: September 15, 2011, 04:18:53 AM »
Quote from: ungeheuer on September 15, 2011, 03:40:32 AM
Morning
Quote from: DucNaked on September 15, 2011, 04:02:43 AM
Good evening
That'll keep em confused  waytogo

Almost time for you to go into 2-wheeled hibernation isnt it?
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« Reply #93341 on: September 15, 2011, 04:43:26 AM »
Today's high is 55F

The end is near
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« Reply #93342 on: September 15, 2011, 04:48:31 AM »
It's cool today, but, humid, temps hovering around 25°C/77°F ... hmidity is around 90% ...

Customer called, pushing meeting to 1300h ... Huh? This means, I can get started on my windscreen installation ...
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #93343 on: September 15, 2011, 04:58:23 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 15, 2011, 04:43:26 AM
Today's high is 55F

The end is near
When I gloat, I'll try to do it in a sensitive way  Grin
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« Reply #93344 on: September 15, 2011, 05:10:04 AM »
up to 6 inches of white mess to deal with over 2 mtn passes later today in a low riding hoopty - not the jeep with knobbies which is in the garage back home.

 boo


I'll ride the yeti beast instead and strap the car to my back.  Will be safer.   Grin
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