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Ddan
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 20, 2011, 02:41:56 AM »
Quote from: duck soup on September 20, 2011, 02:08:13 AM
morning
Too much throttle coming out of two all leaned over.
I'm told that'll do it
Have a day
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: SBK boy on September 20, 2011, 02:41:56 AM
I'm told that'll do it
Have a day
I guess I forgot.
you too
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September 20, 2011, 02:53:15 AM »
morning, evening ..
On the way to drive wife to office
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Carlos
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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September 20, 2011, 03:41:33 AM »
Is it time?
Morning
guys. Long time no talk.
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 20, 2011, 03:42:57 AM »
Quote from: Stella on September 20, 2011, 03:41:33 AM
Is it time?
Morning
guys. Long time no talk.
It is here
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September 20, 2011, 03:46:54 AM »
Been working on digging & dismounts, eh?
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September 20, 2011, 04:46:15 AM »
Dragging today.
I feel like a buttered pony
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September 20, 2011, 05:01:52 AM »
Back from driving the missus to work ... now to get breakfast ...
Anyone fancies an omellet?
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Carlos
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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September 20, 2011, 05:14:52 AM »
Bring it
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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September 20, 2011, 05:16:43 AM »
cheese and ham or just onions peppers and mushroms? or combo?
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 20, 2011, 05:17:20 AM »
Me!
Thanks, Carlos.
Howdy.
Glad to hear you're all intact, dp.
I'm also looking for a new job. The store is getting old....being given responsiblities and then having them taken back is getting old.
Good luck with the job searches everyone.
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 20, 2011, 05:17:47 AM »
More Ning, All.
Quote from: TiNi on September 20, 2011, 02:00:29 AM
i'm looking for a new gig too
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on September 19, 2011, 08:39:45 PM
I'm awesome with kids, a decent rider, pretty damn good cook, but not very smart or good looking... any takers?
I've been on that list far too long.
Kids seem to like me for some reason...
There are rarely any leftovers after I cook, and people aren't running for the bathroom afterwards...
I am very highly over-educated...
Been referred to as "freakishly strong"
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on September 20, 2011, 05:01:52 AM
Back from driving the missus to work ... now to get breakfast ...
Anyone fancies an omellet?
Sure, I'll have one.
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 20, 2011, 05:20:27 AM »
Breakfast will be ready in 5 ...
All orders coming out are combination omellets ... come with 2 slices of toasted whole wheat bread, butter, 3 slices of bacon and a cup of coffee ...
Complaints?
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 20, 2011, 05:23:59 AM »
Hold the debil juice plz
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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September 20, 2011, 05:26:06 AM »
make the coffee decaf, please, or give mine to Bick.
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