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DarkMonster620
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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October 03, 2011, 07:34:15 AM »
hey, I've got some time on my hands since today is the first day of my unemployment/vacations ...
don't ask long story ...
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Carlos
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Quote from: Monsterlover on October 03, 2011, 07:16:49 AM
You'll have to run the gauntlet to try and get your application to me.
Current employees will beat you while you're sprayed down with old coolant
time to think outside the box and tear down the gauntlet.
i also might want to pick up some goggles.
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: RAT900 on October 03, 2011, 04:53:20 AM
Just wasted 2 hours of my life completing mandatory Corporate Compliance Web Trainings
I wish they wouldn't try to dress it up as making me a better person
It is really about documenting the fact that I was trained to know better
than to walk up behind Sally at her desk and lay my dick over her shoulder to get her attention
It is all in order to limit their litigation liability and to make me immediately terminated
we're dancing for the HR lawyers when we aren't busy dancing for the Nanny Government Agencies
Yup. Its about the corporation saying
"oh dear .... and even after you agreed that we educated you too ...... tsk"
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I recently completed WBT on the correct fuelling procedure for the company car
. "Oh really? the go-liquid goes in
that
hole? Who'd have thought?"
I wonder how the make the beast with two backs I manage to drive without ever having undergone WBT to acknowledge that I know which side of the car the steering wheel is on....
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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October 03, 2011, 01:18:55 PM »
the best part of all of this is that i am required to take 40 hrs of classes to meet my metrics.
try and take something of substance and it is denied.
want to learn how the financial part of our job really affects things companywide? GREAT! ohh, you have to take time out of your work day for it? NO!
learn how to be a better listener. but only the first level course. the second gets us charged by the education group.
i have taken the same courses for 3 years now.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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October 03, 2011, 02:16:30 PM »
Afterning, morning,
Tired and must say .. bad mood ... this will soon pass, don't worry
Quote from: King Tut on October 03, 2011, 01:18:55 PM
the best part of all of this is that i am required to take 40 hrs of classes to meet my metrics.
try and take something of substance and it is denied.
want to learn how the financial part of our job really affects things companywide? GREAT! ohh, you have to take time out of your work day for it? NO!
learn how to be a better listener. but only the first level course. the second gets us charged by the education group.
i have taken the same courses for 3 years now.
but then if you screw up for not knowing something you were supposed to learn in any of those courses they didn't allow you to take ... they still blame you
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Carlos
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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October 03, 2011, 03:51:31 PM »
evening
how was the day? mine was meh
total-douche-if-i-ever-met-one boss kept me at work late because he can't manage to answer a simple question in a timely manner
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Quote from: TiNi on October 03, 2011, 03:51:31 PM
evening
how was the day? mine was meh
total-douche-if-i-ever-met-one boss kept me at work late because he can't manage to answer a simple question in a timely manner
Rained most of the day.
When it stopped I started moving some stuff that was in the way and Jim snapped some lines on the walls to see what was what.
Looks like the house will fit.
Dump him.
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
perspective
is even more amazing than yours."
To realize the value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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October 03, 2011, 03:57:42 PM »
mood fixed, walk with dogs always does that ...
now cooking some skirt steak 'stew style' ...
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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i just ordered the new gear
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Quote from: TiNi on October 03, 2011, 04:08:44 PM
i just ordered the new gear
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
perspective
is even more amazing than yours."
To realize the value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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Quote from: TiNi on October 03, 2011, 04:08:44 PM
i just ordered the new gear
Track leathers?
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Quote from: Moto Mecanica PTY on October 03, 2011, 05:04:34 AM
Good morning, evening ...
Damm I woke up late, 0507h ... couldn't make breakfast then, so just now I finished it ...
So, dp, concrete or no concrete?
no more until it's all back filled and under slab work is done,
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Re: The Official "Say Anything" Thread
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Quote from: ducpainter on October 03, 2011, 04:26:46 PM
no more until it's all back filled and under slab work is done,
OK ...
Skirt steak needs lotsa heat to cook on the stove top .. on the grill, in 12 minutes and perfect ...
pregnant dog owner called to see if we could takes both dogs again today ... I had to pass ... it's not fun for the guys !!!!
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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