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« Reply #97110 on: November 07, 2011, 08:23:26 PM »

well, that throws out my guess.

either way, shouldn't the engineer types have procedures for us monkeys to do everything short of the potty?   Tongue

My procedure for this instance involves firing his dumb ass.
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« Reply #97111 on: November 07, 2011, 08:31:36 PM »

My procedure for this instance involves firing his dumb ass.

wow, that bad, eh?
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« Reply #97112 on: November 07, 2011, 08:34:53 PM »

wow, that bad, eh?

Duuude-we work on fragile things that cost 7 figures, and over-torquing can ruin them. He needs to be able to be able to turn his wrench the correct way.
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« Reply #97113 on: November 07, 2011, 08:44:08 PM »

Duuude-we work on fragile things that cost 7 figures, and over-torquing can ruin them. He needs to be able to be able to turn his wrench the correct way.

point taken  Smiley

maybe he came from a place that only dealt with LH thd?   Huh? or was he working there for the 5 years?
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« Reply #97114 on: November 07, 2011, 09:13:51 PM »

point taken  Smiley

maybe he came from a place that only dealt with LH thd?   Huh? or was he working there for the 5 years?

He's been working here for five years.

Imagine if you had a delivery driver and one day he takes you for a ride and you realize he doesn't know which pedal is which.

This is terrifying to me.
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« Reply #97115 on: November 08, 2011, 01:03:52 AM »

Duuude-we work on fragile things that cost 7 figures, and over-torquing can ruin them. He needs to be able to be able to turn his wrench the correct way.
Maybe you gave the "tighter" signal when you meant to be signalling "loosen"?

Last trip my crane operator hit "up" on the controls when I instructed "down".

In less than two seconds we had almost torn 200 million dollars in half.

I was surprised I wasn't fired over it.
I see a pattern developing...

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« Reply #97116 on: November 08, 2011, 02:21:28 AM »

even i know lefty loosie, righty tightie  coffee morning
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« Reply #97117 on: November 08, 2011, 02:34:56 AM »

Morning.   coffee

Got a plan for the day?
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« Reply #97118 on: November 08, 2011, 02:39:16 AM »

i think i'm going back to work  waytogo
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« Reply #97119 on: November 08, 2011, 02:43:16 AM »

Still got snow?
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« Reply #97120 on: November 08, 2011, 02:50:00 AM »

Morning, evening ..

woke up tired, dreamed I was 'running or something' ... damm am I tired ! ! !

Now to take missus to office ...
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« Reply #97121 on: November 08, 2011, 03:05:36 AM »

Still got snow?

only in piles, or in the shady areas
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« Reply #97122 on: November 08, 2011, 03:29:43 AM »

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« Reply #97123 on: November 08, 2011, 03:32:34 AM »

morning

How's the carpentry business?
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« Reply #97124 on: November 08, 2011, 03:38:16 AM »

How's the carpentry business?
Pretty good.

We should stand up some walls this morning after we figure out how we're gonna brace them.

Hard to do on a slab that has few interior walls and no floor covering.
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