Not a Duc... But has 2 wheels...

[Spider]

if you were fatigued yesterday....I'm laughing at what you're going to be like today....like you've gone a few rounds with HCG's avatar would be my guess!

[bazz20]

spider as about as sutle as a sledge hammer

[EGAS1]

spider as about as sutle as a sledge hammer

Tell me about his Subtlety 

[Ita]

if you were fatigued yesterday....I'm laughing at what you're going to be like today....like you've gone a few rounds with HCG's avatar would be my guess!

I gotta get some KY

Ita

[Spider]

I gotta get some KY

Ita

close mate, it's called chamois cream/creme, you rub it on your bike shorts or onto the area itself, stops friction and helps keep everything healthy.

when the weather heats up again....well....you'll understand why most cyclists do 'manscaping' down there to keep things cool and comfortable.

but look at the good side of things....your misses will like your new and improved rear end!