why do you city boys think that is the only place for civilization?
7 reasons why city life is preferable to living in the sticks:
#7 because the bars are closer
#6 the girls have more tatoos
#5 smog and how it smells like gasoline exhaust
#4 crickets and coyotes sounds are weird
#3 silence at night brings the bogeyman out of the closet
#2 fights in the street in front of your house make for good entertainment
And the #1 reason why city life is preferable to living in the stick is:
the din of continous traffic is reassuring that there is still life out there besides you.
cdc