So... Saturday night I was at a local gentlemen's club with some friends... and I was wearing my "Ducati Mechanica" shirt... and below the logo it says, "Balogna" .... so one of the young ladies comes up to me and says, and I kid you not, "Cool shirt. Is that the company that makes balogna? How come theres a motorcycle on it?" (She pronounced it as "ba-low-nee")
I opened my mouth to respond, intending to say, "And it's amazing that I found you working here."
However, what actually came out was... "Let me buy you a drink."
