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The Plumber
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This one time at.....
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March 11, 2009, 11:13:25 AM »
This one time at my MSF class a student showed up with yellow dish gloves as his riding gear for the day.. "smacks head"
Just so u all know he didn't pass the class..
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DucMouse the Mighty
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Re: This one time at.....
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March 11, 2009, 11:17:25 AM »
shit i wish i would have known that.......instead i used gardening gloves.....
the yellow would have suited me better
but i could have pulled it off....cause im soo damn charming in all sexy nipple danceness
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spankin™
Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!
Dusty
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Re: This one time at.....
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March 11, 2009, 11:18:35 AM »
Ok, so you knew this was coming:
-American Pie
DucMouse...Gardening gloves?? And you passed. Hmmm. Ok, the first time I took it 12 years ago (and yes, I passed) I made the mistake of wearing driving gloves. You know, the kind with the holes in the knuckles and backside of the hands. Can anyone say "tan lines"? DOH!
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The Plumber
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Re: This one time at.....
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March 11, 2009, 11:27:14 AM »
Quote from: ducmouse on March 11, 2009, 11:17:25 AM
shit i wish i would have known that.......instead i used gardening gloves.....
the yellow would have suited me better
Ok well too top this off.. The third time I went to my msf course I brought my dad along.. I bet u couldn't guess what he brought as his gloves.. This is scary.. It's like Daja vvuuu... Awweee
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Re: This one time at.....
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March 11, 2009, 11:28:24 AM »
of course i passed!!
and it was a last min thing...when i signed up i had it the following week, so i just kinda grabbed whatever i could
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spankin™
Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!
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Re: This one time at.....
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March 11, 2009, 11:35:19 AM »
I came ovevdressed for the prom, as usual.
See my avatar? That's what I wore. Ask Kawboy. He was there. It's kind of hilarious since I was riding a Kawasaki Eliminator, I think? Seat height was lower than my first dirtbike, a YZ80 Yamaha. But here's how I see it:
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March 11, 2009, 11:38:31 AM »
Fortunately for you, Bonfy, you had already been riding for some time and only took the class as a formality. Most of the rest of us were just getting started. Mousey, when I said "and you passed" it wasn't a question.
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March 11, 2009, 12:11:29 PM »
This is true, the class was a formaility. Actually, not having a drivers license for upwards of eleven years precluded me taking the class prior to that. (Party on Garth!)
They can be really nit-picky about those little inconveniences. But as soon as I became eligible, I set about procuring the necessary certificates of legitimacy and found myself shortly in possession of a brand new Ducati and a Dodge that had been driven/ridden like a rented mule for God knows how long. Seemed like a good time to take the MSF. I almost failed the section on the final test for hard braking. Visions of locking up the Duc were so stuck in my head. The mind forgets, but the body remembers. The test guy gave me a pass since I had demonstrated proficiency during the class sessions.
Good times!!
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March 11, 2009, 02:00:43 PM »
I wore a toga and flip flops. All the chicks wanted me.
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Dusty
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March 11, 2009, 02:14:09 PM »
Heck, they want you anyway just because you can spell that "whatever it is" in your signature line. I've been looking for that teepee looking thingy on my keyboard for an hour now.
I don't even know if it's spelled right, but that's gotta be hot..........right?
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March 11, 2009, 02:14:33 PM »
Quote from: Count Desmo on March 11, 2009, 02:00:43 PM
I wore a toga and flip flops. All the chicks wanted me.
Well who could resist that?!?!?!?!
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Re: This one time at.....
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March 11, 2009, 02:25:34 PM »
Quote from: Dusty on March 11, 2009, 11:38:31 AM
Fortunately for you, Bonfy, you had already been riding for some time and only took the class as a formality. Most of the rest of us were just getting started. Mousey, when I said "and you passed" it wasn't a question.
sorry! just not in my right mind today!!!
Quote from: Count Desmo on March 11, 2009, 02:00:43 PM
I wore a toga and flip flops. All the chicks wanted me.
shit! i was sold with the beaver hat
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spankin™
Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!
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Re: This one time at.....
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March 11, 2009, 02:34:04 PM »
These are the gloves I ride with.
What can I say, they're comfy!
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March 11, 2009, 02:50:08 PM »
now that is just plain pure hatness right there.....
do u have a matchin bowa?!?!?!
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spankin™
Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!
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March 11, 2009, 02:51:23 PM »
Quote from: ducmouse on March 11, 2009, 02:50:08 PM
now that is just plain pure hatness right there.....
do u have a matchin bowa?!?!?!
yup w/matching thong.
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