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« on: May 15, 2008, 08:29:17 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2008, 08:53:12 AM »

Lesson no. 1: Never date a girl (or guy for that matter, obviously someone post-college aged) who just aimlessly lives with their parent(s) because they're too lazy to make a plan in life.  Living with your parents because of an unfortunate life changing circumstance as a stop gap measure with some kind of time limit on it and achievable goals set is fine, but living with your parents just because you have nothing better to do? 
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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2008, 09:00:14 AM »

Love how he gets dumped... she leaves, and like a TRUE man, he eats her food anyway Cheesy

3.59 -  ok, that creeped me out a bit.  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2008, 09:19:17 AM »

Lesson no. 1: Never date a girl (or guy for that matter, obviously someone post-college aged) who just aimlessly lives with their parent(s) because they're too lazy to make a plan in life.  Living with your parents because of an unfortunate life changing circumstance as a stop gap measure with some kind of time limit on it and achievable goals set is fine, but living with your parents just because you have nothing better to do? 

Where i'm from, that's completely normal. As a matter of fact, the great majority of south americans don't move out of their house until they get married, no matter how old they are...
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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2008, 09:41:15 AM »

9.5/10... will watch again.
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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2008, 09:56:25 AM »

Speaking of living at home, never go to Italy to find love!  There people live at home til they are 30 and beyond!  Lowest birthrate of any country.

Last time I was in Naples while driving by the stadium, I saw a bunch of cars parked along the street with newspaper taped to the inside of all the glass.  I asked my cousin what that was all about.  He explained thats where people go to, Bang for lack of a better word.....  Cant really take your mate home with ma, pa and grandma milling around.

My sister was in Florence last week and saw a couple going at it in a Smart Car on the side of the street, during the day, sans Newspapers!!!  Must be gymnasts.   Grin
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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2008, 02:10:07 PM »

funny as hell
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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2008, 02:46:50 PM »

Might want to put a NSFW label on this....

There's a few F-bombs that may get someone in trouble at work.


Other than that...  waytogo
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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2008, 02:51:36 PM »

I was hoping Mom would be a smidge hotter.

Oh well...good flick!  waytogo
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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2008, 03:01:35 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2008, 04:20:58 PM »

Might want to put a NSFW label on this....

There's a few F-bombs that may get someone in trouble at work.


Other than that...  waytogo

c'mon man... someone who's motto is "Drinking, Smoking, Being a Dick!" ( waytogo, btw) doesn't look out for that shit....
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« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2008, 05:21:47 PM »


I love that video...that restaurant was not to far from my apartment on Piedmont Ave, Oakland. I sat in same out down garden with my soon to be ex-wife (little did I know). cheeky
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« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2008, 06:49:30 PM »

Where i'm from, that's completely normal. As a matter of fact, the great majority of south americans don't move out of their house until they get married, no matter how old they are...

Coming from a Latin American home myself (father didn't move to the States from Chile until his 30's and mother is half Mexican and half Irish) I am very familiar with the culture, but it appeared to me that the family in question falls into the general category of belonging to the multi-generation American suburban home. There are certainly areas in the States where that same practice is accepted and expected, but not usually in soccer Mom suburbia.
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« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2008, 07:28:39 PM »

I'd show this to my wife as a 'nuclear deterrent' but as funny as it is... there's no way in HELL I could even contemplate it.  rofl   laughingdp
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« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2008, 07:33:19 PM »

I was hoping Mom would be a smidge hotter.

Oh well...good flick!  waytogo

It makes it funnier that she wasn't. If she was hot, you'd expect him to want to hit that...
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