I never thought I'd say it.....

Started by Grampa, April 01, 2009, 02:55:01 PM

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Sinister

Anyone who posts anything negative, on this thread, is a retard.
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

DCXCV

Quote from: Statler on April 02, 2009, 08:52:48 AM
This is as good a thread as any to point out that Jobu, your sig is freaken me out a little because the left one is pointing off in a different direction (her left, not my left).   It's like a lazy eye but different.



[laugh] That happens
"I tend to ride faster when I can't see where I'm going. Everything works out better that way." -- Colin Edwards

erkishhorde

Quote from: Statler on April 02, 2009, 08:52:48 AM
This is as good a thread as any to point out that Jobu, your sig is freaken me out a little because the left one is pointing off in a different direction (her left, not my left).   It's like a lazy eye but different.



Ya know, this is the perfect thread to point that out because it exemplifies perspective. People only take offense to the word retard because they perceive it as something bad. When I was a kid retard would the go-to insult word. That and gay. The last time I heard the word retard was in reference to building frequencies and that's still the first thing that comes to mind usually nowadays.  [roll] In relation to Jobu's signature, my first thought was that it was eyes.  :P I guess I'm not as dirty minded as I thought.  [cheeky]
ErkZ NOT in SLO w/ his '95 m900!
The end is in sight! Gotta buckle down and get to work!

silentbob

Just think of the repercussions.  Mechanics will never be able to "retard" ignition timing, only advance it.  This will undoubtedly lead to severely damaged engines due to excessive detonation.

Sinister

Can we all agree that Cyrus Buelton IS a retard?
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

swampduc

Respeta mi autoridad!

Holden

Sometimes music is retarded.



Sometimes it ain't.







Jobu

Quote from: Statler on April 02, 2009, 08:52:48 AM
This is as good a thread as any to point out that Jobu, your sig is freaken me out a little because the left one is pointing off in a different direction (her left, not my left).   It's like a lazy eye but different.



[laugh]

I don't know what you're talking about.......   :P

I call them walleyes. 
(@  )( @ )

Duck-Stew

With regards to the ignition timing comment.

Before:  Advance or retard.

Now:  Advance or anti-advance.   [laugh]

Oh, and bp?!?  Nice letter...  [thumbsup]
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

silentbob

Quote from: Duck-Stew on April 05, 2009, 01:36:41 PM
With regards to the ignition timing comment.

Before:  Advance or retard.

Now:  Advance or anti-advance.   [laugh]

Oh, and bp?!?  Nice letter...  [thumbsup]

So now I can yell "get out of my way you anti-advance!".

Duck-Stew

Quote from: silentbob on April 05, 2009, 03:41:39 PM
So now I can yell "get out of my way you anti-advance!".

Yes, but I'll be the only one who understands...  ;D
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

lauramonster

bp - good point.   [clap]

they're trying to get rid of the stigma of the label, but the label isn't the problem.   
Frickin' snow!

ducpainter

Quote from: lauramonster on April 05, 2009, 06:23:41 PM
bp - good point.   [clap]

they're trying to get rid of the stigma of the label, but the label isn't the problem.   
OK smartypants....

what's the problem? [evil]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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silentbob

"Remember children there are no stupid questions, only stupid people".
-- Mr. Hat

redxblack

there are no bad words -- there's bad thoughts, and words. - carlin

I'd like to quote lenny bruce on "the N word" as well, but those who know already know and those who don't might be offended.