916? Ouch.
It's not that bad. I rode my 916 from San Francisco to Portland (including total charging system melt down
and repair @ Acme rocket Bike/Stefano Motors, but that's another story).
It's not quite an ouch, but more of a slit your Achilles tendon and pour boiling alcohol over it, while tying off yer nuts so tight they go numb and send jolts of pain through your torso. Yeah, it's kind of like that.