The Official "Lance Thruster and Homies" Thread

[Lance Thruster]

some of ur homies got killed  :'(

http://www.abqjournal.com/abqnews/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=10612:breaking-at-955am-pit-bulls-attack-alpacas-in-placitas&catid=1:latest&Itemid=39

u better go beat some ass  [moto]

Good God!  I try to protect Bonfy from this sort of stuff.  She is totally stressed out and crying now. 

It's a bad deal all the way around.  I'd kick some ass, but those pits were just doing what they do.  I'm sure the owners were as sick about it as anyone.  And now they have to put their pets down, too.  When you've got potential red-zone animals, you have to protect them and others like your own life depended on it.  There's no margin for error for a red-zone dog or a ferret to escape.  Death or injury is imminent and it's the ultimate tragedy.   :'( :'(

I have to go comfort Bonfy now.

[Lance Thruster]

Concerned over Bonfy's unemployment benefits coming to an end, I've started a new enterprise on the side:

http://www.waughmtnalpacas.com/

This is where I had a major input!

"Successfully breeding black and grey offspring!"

[ducducgooseme]

You are one seriously F'ed up latex gargoyle. 

[Dusty]

I think that's the point...
 

[kingbaby]

Lance I'm constantly amazed that you have time for a side job, with all the internet porn & terrorizing the ferrets.
Where were you in that line up?  Whats your stud fee?

[ducducgooseme]

What scares me more is that he/it could be breeding.   

[bonfy]

Don't ask me where he finds the time, I sure as hell don't have any.  He can't come to the computer right now.  He has been stricken with a case of the scours and dares not venture more than a few feet from the bathroom.  I'm afraid the headache I had was the harbinger of the flu after all.  Stomach ailments both ends.  Not fun.  But while I was suffering with it, he and Kawboy were poking around in here on the computer, but I'm not surprised they came up with some creative income streams.

What now! 

What's  "Standing at Stud!" mean?  He's planning to change his byline to that now.

[The Plumber]

[bonfy]

OMG!!!  How did I miss that???   Lance loves you for thinking of him.  He can't come to the computer right now.  He seems to be out of the county.  Checkin' on the alpaca farm...again.

[DucMouse the Mighty]

lance u out there?!?!?!

did ur mistress lock u in the closet again?!?! 

[Lance Thruster]

lance u out there?!?!?!

did ur mistress lock u in the closet again?!?! 

Hey!  what up homegirl?  Nah, the old biddy actually let me out for this last run to the hood.  I supervised the work in the Monster garage.  I begged her to take me to DucNight, but she was in a big hurry to get back up here for the damned ferrets. 

Here I am - Large and In Charge:



Daddy's Little Darlin' is ready to help:



Kawboy showed up with his balancing set-up for the back tire.



Alyssa figuring out where the chicken strips need to be:



Scottish working along on Bonfy's 15K service (done at 16.5K, for shame)...:



There it is, all put back together, I'm lashed on and ready to roll:

[Scottish]

  I bow to my massive abdominal muscle(singular) 














shut up, I'm working on it.  


 

[Lance Thruster]

Dude, do you want me to crop that for ya?  Cuz I have the power!   

[dusty]

Those are awesome pics (even of the "muscle")!!!  Now you gotta show us your tat's Scottish!  Thanks, Lance. 

[KRJ]

Nothing like a Lance Thruster supervised pitstop !!!   Looks like a good time, and good teamwork