Swine Flu?

[Drunken Monkey]

That's awesome!! I take it you're the Black Sheep of the workplace?

No, I'm guy who scratches his head and wonders how he ever got promoted to director.

My current theory is that every court needs a jester.

[LMT]

I have Friend with bacon fever.  Confirmed.  He spent a week in Mexico, Cancun, on vacation.  Got home Wed. and is now sick.  I am going over there after work tonight with soup.