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Author Topic: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread  (Read 91645 times)
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« Reply #195 on: February 16, 2012, 01:13:18 AM »
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on February 15, 2012, 05:26:25 PM
My name is Rodney King and I approve of this message.

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This is an insult to the Pez community
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« Reply #196 on: February 16, 2012, 08:21:10 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on February 15, 2012, 03:52:03 PM
Where are all you make the beast with two backsers gonna go when I lock this? Grin

to hell in a handbasket....

Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on February 15, 2012, 05:26:25 PM
My name is Rodney King and I approve of this message.

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LMFAO....awesomeness!!!
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« Reply #197 on: March 02, 2012, 08:28:35 AM »
I'm here 'cause I "went there"...




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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...
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« Reply #198 on: March 02, 2012, 08:34:10 AM »
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #199 on: March 02, 2012, 08:39:31 AM »
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on March 02, 2012, 08:28:35 AM
I'm here 'cause I "went there"...




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« Reply #200 on: March 02, 2012, 08:41:40 AM »
it wasn't that bad...really...
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« Reply #201 on: March 02, 2012, 08:42:57 AM »
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #202 on: March 02, 2012, 09:17:18 AM »
I know the song but have never seen that vid. OK... that's disturbing on many fronts. Can't put a finger on it. Just disturbing... but interesting. In a disturbing kind of way. laughingdp Does this mean I'm banned? popcorn Grin
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« Reply #203 on: March 02, 2012, 11:44:18 AM »
No.  You're just interestingly disturbed. 
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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw that—it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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« Reply #204 on: March 02, 2012, 02:05:35 PM »
Great video.

Of course, all Tool videos are.  waytogo
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« Reply #205 on: April 20, 2012, 02:57:24 PM »
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Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
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Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.
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« Reply #206 on: September 17, 2012, 01:37:41 PM »
Because posting the inflammatory, religiously political story of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is only the tip of the iceburg of my rage and intolerance , I will be taking up residency here for the next several weeks.

Will I be served bread and water while I am here?
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #207 on: September 17, 2012, 01:41:03 PM »
Quote from: Bick on September 17, 2012, 01:37:41 PM
Because posting the inflammatory, religiously political story of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is only the tip of the iceburg of my rage and intolerance , I will be taking up residency here for the next several weeks.

Will I be served bread and water while I am here?
turkey bacon and non-alcoholic beer is what you will have to live on
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« Reply #208 on: September 17, 2012, 01:43:30 PM »
Quote from: lethe on September 17, 2012, 01:41:03 PM
turkey bacon and non-alcoholic beer is what you will have to live on

My rights to humane treatment do not apply here?
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It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

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« Reply #209 on: September 17, 2012, 01:46:22 PM »
Quote from: Bick on September 17, 2012, 01:43:30 PM
My rights to humane treatment do not apply here?
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