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Author Topic: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread  (Read 86551 times)
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« Reply #240 on: May 12, 2014, 03:08:34 PM »
Just dropping in here for trying to be helpful  Cheesy
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« Reply #241 on: August 14, 2014, 03:33:17 PM »
got my wife, got my bottle, got my kittens to pet. I'ma gonn'a stay here for awhile.
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« Reply #242 on: August 14, 2014, 03:33:48 PM »
what'd you do?
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« Reply #243 on: August 14, 2014, 03:35:56 PM »
I have an attitude that only a purring kitten on my tummy with a whiskey chaser can fix.
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« Reply #244 on: August 14, 2014, 03:37:13 PM »
even that is only temporary.
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
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    To realize the value of nine  months:
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« Reply #245 on: August 14, 2014, 03:40:40 PM »
I know.... the kittens grow up so fast.
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« Reply #246 on: August 14, 2014, 03:44:25 PM »
Quote from: bobspapa on August 14, 2014, 03:40:40 PM
I know.... the kittens grow up so fast.
Time marches on
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« Reply #247 on: January 07, 2016, 03:01:47 PM »
I'm here for thinking how make the beast with two backsed up the ACA is.

make the beast with two backs every hospital...doctor...and insurance company in this country...

you all can blow a dead goat.
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
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    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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« Reply #248 on: January 07, 2016, 04:56:09 PM »
Don't hold back Nate.  Tell us how you really feel?
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« Reply #249 on: January 11, 2016, 08:32:08 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on January 07, 2016, 03:01:47 PM
I'm here for thinking how make the beast with two backsed up the ACA is.

make the beast with two backs every hospital...doctor...and insurance company in this country...

you all can blow a dead goat.

If I had to ban myself for thinking this, I would have a permaban
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« Reply #250 on: March 14, 2016, 08:10:38 AM »
Lurk.

For getting on Nate's last nerve.
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« Reply #251 on: March 14, 2016, 10:08:34 AM »
Howdy.
Me for being silly.
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« Reply #252 on: March 23, 2016, 10:30:43 PM »
My appearance here does not necessarily constitute an admission of guilt.
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« Reply #253 on: March 24, 2016, 05:08:21 AM »
Quote from: ungeheuer on March 23, 2016, 10:30:43 PM
My appearance here does not necessarily constitute an admission of guilt.


Rules of being interrogated...


Deny, deny, deny.


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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
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« Reply #254 on: March 28, 2016, 12:42:35 PM »
Quote from: Oldfisti on March 24, 2016, 05:08:21 AM

Rules of being interrogated...


Deny, deny, deny.


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I have no recollection of that brief! 🤐
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