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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Just dropping in here for trying to be helpful
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got my wife, got my bottle, got my kittens to pet. I'ma gonn'a stay here for awhile.
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what'd you do?
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I have an attitude that only a purring kitten on my tummy with a whiskey chaser can fix.
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even that is only temporary.
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I know.... the kittens grow up so fast.
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Quote from: bobspapa on August 14, 2014, 03:40:40 PM
I know.... the kittens grow up so fast.
Time marches on
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
perspective
is even more amazing than yours."
To realize the value of nine months:
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"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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I'm here for thinking how make the beast with two backsed up the ACA is.
make the beast with two backs every hospital...doctor...and insurance company in this country...
you all can blow a dead goat.
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"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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Don't hold back Nate. Tell us how you really feel?
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Quote from: ducpainter on January 07, 2016, 03:01:47 PM
I'm here for thinking how make the beast with two backsed up the ACA is.
make the beast with two backs every hospital...doctor...and insurance company in this country...
you all can blow a dead goat.
If I had to ban myself for thinking this, I would have a permaban
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Lurk.
For getting on Nate's last nerve.
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Howdy.
Me for being silly.
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My appearance here does not necessarily constitute an admission of guilt.
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Quote from: ungeheuer on March 23, 2016, 10:30:43 PM
My appearance here does not necessarily constitute an admission of guilt.
Rules of being interrogated...
Deny, deny, deny.
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Quote from: Oldfisti on March 24, 2016, 05:08:21 AM
Rules of being interrogated...
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