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ducpainter
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Reply #75 on:
December 01, 2010, 06:25:51 PM »
Quote from: kopfjäger on December 01, 2010, 04:41:50 PM
The "Enjoy your stay" was from the last time you were here.
I probably should have just stayed here.
Quote from: DRKWNG on December 01, 2010, 05:30:18 PM
Which thread? Inquiring minds want to know.
Nevermind. Found it.
I'm actually relieved.
It feels good to speak up sometimes.
You guys would like me waaaay less if I did it all the time.
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
perspective
is even more amazing than yours."
To realize the value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Reply #76 on:
December 01, 2010, 07:51:40 PM »
Doubt it.
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The Bacon Junkie
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Reply #77 on:
December 05, 2010, 06:59:43 PM »
I'm giving myself a 30 minute ban for a "That's what she said" comment in the "Hungry?" thread
I'm so immature sometimes...
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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Reply #78 on:
May 27, 2011, 02:34:18 PM »
I'm banning myself for the whole holiday weekend before I call people that ride like assholes assholes.
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Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Reply #79 on:
May 27, 2011, 05:27:06 PM »
Quote from: duccarlos on May 27, 2011, 02:34:18 PM
I'm banning myself for the whole holiday weekend before I call people that ride like assholes assholes.
You don't need to ride to be an asshole.
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
perspective
is even more amazing than yours."
To realize the value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Reply #80 on:
May 28, 2011, 03:11:41 AM »
Quote from: ducpainter on May 27, 2011, 05:27:06 PM
You don't need to ride to be an asshole.
Truer words were never spoken....
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying: Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Reply #81 on:
May 31, 2011, 09:44:41 PM »
I'm here cuz, well...
I'm sure y'all can figure it out...
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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it
Save the Brass...
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Reply #82 on:
May 31, 2011, 10:08:39 PM »
Dammit... broke my ban and now impose a more lengthy ban on myself for being a
"provocative troll" and an "Internet Cockroach"
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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it
Save the Brass...
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Reply #83 on:
June 01, 2011, 06:56:11 AM »
do I have to be a "troll" or a "cockroach" to hang in here?
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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June 01, 2011, 08:02:32 AM »
I guess both.
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Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Quote from: Randimus Maximus on June 01, 2011, 06:56:11 AM
do I have to be a "troll" or a "cockroach" to hang in here?
There's a section over by me reserved for shit-stirring buffoons
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Reply #86 on:
June 01, 2011, 09:36:51 AM »
Quote from: RAT900 on June 01, 2011, 09:06:24 AM
There's a section over by me reserved for shit-stirring buffoons
S'OK...[plenty of room...
we considered the group when we partitioned it off.
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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
perspective
is even more amazing than yours."
To realize the value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”
The Bacon Junkie
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Save the brass...
Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Reply #87 on:
June 01, 2011, 12:09:21 PM »
Quote from: RAT900 on June 01, 2011, 09:06:24 AM
There's a section over by me reserved for shit-stirring buffoons
on my way...
Do you have any bacon? I'd be okay with HoHos or chocolate chip cookies, also.
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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it
Save the Brass...
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Reply #88 on:
June 01, 2011, 12:16:29 PM »
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on June 01, 2011, 12:09:21 PM
on my way...
Do you have any bacon? I'd be okay with HoHos or chocolate chip cookies, also.
you'd have to take your hands out of the bag of chips long enough to eat the cookies. You ok with that?
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Re: The DMF official, "Ban Yourself" Thread
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Reply #89 on:
June 01, 2011, 12:24:27 PM »
Quote from: Statler on June 01, 2011, 12:16:29 PM
you'd have to take your hands out of the bag of chips long enough to eat the cookies. You ok with that?
I've got two hands... I can multi-task!
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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it
Save the Brass...
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