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« Reply #210 on: December 23, 2008, 09:32:33 PM »

check out todays escapades on another club, same forum...got away with a nice xmas pass today!  bow down  Roll Eyes  Police  bang head  applause

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« Reply #211 on: December 28, 2008, 06:28:52 PM »

Got this "cold cure" sent to me.  Haven't tried it yet, but it looks like if it doesn't cure a cold at least you won't feel it.  If anyone uses it, let me know how it works.



Dragon Ale (for colds and flu)

4 Cups Brandy
1 Tablespoon Crushed Peppermint Leaves
1 Cup Honey
1 teaspoon Sage
1 Tablespoon Orange Rind
2 teaspoons Cinnamon
2 Whole Cloves
2 or 3 Eucalyptus leaves
Juice of ½ Lemon

In a medium sized saucepan stir the brandy and honey over a low heat
until the
honey is dissolved. Mix the orange rind, cloves, Cardamom, lemon juice,
peppermint leaf, sage, cinnamon, and eucalyptus leaves in a medium sized
container. Add the brandy. Cover, let sit for 2 weeks. Strain. Store in
sterilized glass bottles.
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« Reply #212 on: December 28, 2008, 07:21:30 PM »

Sounds like something I need I try........
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« Reply #213 on: December 28, 2008, 07:59:30 PM »

Mine: 6oz of Tequilla
         2 NyQuil

Dang Kawboy !!! 4 cups of Brandy?  ...    bow down You're a badass


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« Reply #214 on: December 28, 2008, 08:06:52 PM »

Back in the day  drink (we need a shot-slammin emoticon) I had a remedy similar to that.  It was to warm up about 3 oz of Grand Marnier to the point of steaming.  You inhale the steam through your nose until you can't feel it anymore (it's like a ten-penny nail being driven up through your sinuses at first).  Then you slam the shot and suck on a lemon wedge.  This will unclog your sinuses and give a quick sense of euphoria thus erasing any memory of a cold till the next morning.  Repeat as needed.
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« Reply #215 on: December 28, 2008, 08:09:48 PM »

This makes the gun thread look weak. 

DRINK UP pregnant dogES
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« Reply #216 on: December 28, 2008, 08:14:25 PM »

kawboy,  strain, sit & store ?

Hell by then i'm healed

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« Reply #217 on: December 28, 2008, 08:26:16 PM »

WannaDucBad, you'd better get up here fast!  I feel a relapse coming on, triggered by all this rambling about cold remedies.  How did I make it through the Ouray trip two years in a row without  breaking down just to be undone this?!??    laughingdp laughingdp  Cough!  Cough!   My throat feels slightly sore.   Shocked
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« Reply #218 on: December 28, 2008, 08:37:14 PM »

NO   NO   NO  !!!!   We like you just the way you are.


Nyquil is as close as you are allowed ta' get  Cheesy

Oh shit, I just coughed.    Evil
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« Reply #219 on: December 28, 2008, 08:44:32 PM »

 Evil

AAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGt!!!  The Smelly Pirate Hooker will restrict her ass to over-the-counter remedies then.  Good thing this was all hypothetical.  I don't really have a sore throat.  I was just saying that.  For fun. So don't come up here, WDB.  Please.

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« Reply #220 on: December 28, 2008, 08:48:12 PM »

We know.  Love ya' no matter what.   Kiss
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« Reply #221 on: December 28, 2008, 10:57:52 PM »

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AAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGt!!!  The Smelly Pirate Hooker will restrict her ass to over-the-counter remedies then.  Good thing this was all hypothetical.  I don't really have a sore throat.  I was just saying that.  For fun. So don't come up here, WDB.  Please.

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« Reply #222 on: December 29, 2008, 12:17:49 AM »

Bathing is more pleasant with hot water so pay the utility bill.   Grin

On a lighter note, I found this card and it made me think of, well, ME!!!



Lipstick addiction is forever, but there's still hope for rehabbing the pinky.

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« Reply #223 on: December 29, 2008, 05:15:40 PM »

Speaking of that pinky...Do you remember this?  you may have been too high just out of surgery


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« Reply #224 on: December 29, 2008, 06:01:33 PM »

Yes, I do remember that!  You and Kingbaby were there to drive me home after the surgery.  I guess I was groggier than I expected.  And Pam brought me a ham and cheese quiche.  I finally got their dish back to them at long last.  You guys are the bestest. 

I took this shot as soon as I read your post:



This is as far as I can bend it for now:



I rode with a couple SoCO DOGS today (KRJ and Smokescreen).  They both had fractured fingers in the past and were able to rehab them back to full mobility over the course of a couple years.  So I have hope again.  Here is a shot of the guys today:





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