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hunkypunk
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« Reply #540 on: May 24, 2009, 08:44:27 AM »
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You are right about the Desmocedici's sound. I saw two take off from the Ducati cafe in Rome and it was amazing.
For a moment I thought you were on one of them since he had the front wheel in the air.
Haha!!! Someday Karl........someday!!!
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« Reply #541 on: May 28, 2009, 09:20:01 AM »
I dont know what brought this back into my mind.. but the other night before walking into 2 Fools for Duc night (2 weeks ago I believe) I was parking on Central.. This guy walked up to me (either homeless.. or just dirty) starts talking to me "Ahh Ducati.. Thats a nice bike you've got there.. very fine motorcycle.. " "yes Sir this bike is one of the finest! I do love it!"  "yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!" and walked off.   I couldnt help but laugh..   laughingdp
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Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


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"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"
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« Reply #542 on: May 28, 2009, 09:31:31 AM »
Quote from: Ratfink749 on May 28, 2009, 09:20:01 AM
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

ROTFL  This should be your new signature.  It's entirely too funny for words. 

What's next, commentary on Montblanc writing instruments?  Reminiscences on the efficacy of European soaps?  A contrast of Beluga, Osetra and Sevruga caviars?  Huh?  Makes me wanna  drink more!   Grin
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« Reply #543 on: May 28, 2009, 09:46:04 AM »
Quote from: Cloner on May 28, 2009, 09:31:31 AM
ROTFL  This should be your new signature.  It's entirely too funny for words. 

A Grand Idea!  I'm still waiting for the Monte Blanc pen that will act as a video camera, a laser gun, and a cable dispenser capable of holding me while I scale a building to break into top secret offices.  Gonna need some better Sunglasses too if I'm gonna attempt that line of work.   bang head oh.. and an Aston Martin wouldnt hurt either.
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Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"
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« Reply #544 on: May 29, 2009, 06:31:25 AM »
now that sig is a classic  laughingdp

some people i tell ya......

i have had a bum come and compliment my bike and then walked off
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Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!
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« Reply #545 on: May 29, 2009, 02:14:47 PM »
I got the thumbs up and compliments from a couple of street corner beggars.  Does that count?  laughingdp
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« Reply #546 on: May 30, 2009, 06:24:39 AM »
check this out from AOL news this morning

http://www.asylum.com/2009/05/29/biker-vs-tiger-showdown-ends-prematurely/?icid=main|htmlws-main|dl3|link5|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.asylum.com%2F2009%2F05%2F29%2Fbiker-vs-tiger-showdown-ends-prematurely%2F
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« Reply #547 on: May 30, 2009, 10:42:25 AM »
Quote from: hunkypunk on May 30, 2009, 06:24:39 AM
check this out from AOL news this morning

http://www.asylum.com/2009/05/29/biker-vs-tiger-showdown-ends-prematurely/?icid=main|htmlws-main|dl3|link5|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.asylum.com%2F2009%2F05%2F29%2Fbiker-vs-tiger-showdown-ends-prematurely%2F
lol, I've had deer do that to me on the bike. But nothing with teeth and claws. Pretty sure the deer wasn't trying to eat me.  cheeky
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« Reply #548 on: May 31, 2009, 06:50:23 AM »
I want to see the rest of the picture of the "Jets cheerleader tryouts" article, altho the tiger was good !! laughingdp
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« Reply #549 on: June 01, 2009, 11:21:45 AM »
After a careful review.. I have just learned that this.. Right here.. on the TOSAT.. .is my 100th post!  yay!   And I'm bored. 
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Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


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"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"
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« Reply #550 on: June 01, 2009, 12:36:48 PM »
Quote from: Ratfink749 on June 01, 2009, 11:21:45 AM
After a careful review.. I have just learned that this.. Right here.. on the TOSAT.. .is my 100th post!  yay!   And I'm bored. 

well if u wander around the forum...u think u can post enough to hit another 100  laughingdp
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Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!
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« Reply #551 on: June 01, 2009, 02:21:21 PM »
I was sitting at a light ... I turn on to Central and hear a bike coming flying up my drivers side.... And Looky Who It Is... I got Luckyyyy with this photo, I was going about 50 when i took it.. Smiley




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« Reply #552 on: June 01, 2009, 03:29:00 PM »
Quote from: The Hooligan Plumber on June 01, 2009, 02:21:21 PM
I was sitting at a light ... I turn on to Central and hear a bike coming flying up my drivers side.... And Looky Who It Is... I got Luckyyyy with this photo, I was going about 50 when i took it.. Smiley



DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAD TO RUN TO THAT STORAGE, TO GET A LOCKER BEFORE IT WAS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAJOR HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hondas got some issues had to ride with no helmet to hear and feel what was going on......you know......zeeeee feeling!
Great shot THP!
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« Reply #553 on: June 01, 2009, 03:41:41 PM »
Encyclopedia:  Chick Magnet  (see above pic)
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« Reply #554 on: June 02, 2009, 07:01:58 AM »
Quote from: hunkypunk on June 01, 2009, 03:29:00 PM
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAD TO RUN TO THAT STORAGE, TO GET A LOCKER BEFORE IT WAS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAJOR HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hondas got some issues had to ride with no helmet to hear and feel what was going on......you know......zeeeee feeling!
Great shot THP!

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Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!
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