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bonfy
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The Blue Flame 2008 695 Monster Controlled Folly
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Reply #900 on:
March 11, 2010, 06:03:45 PM »
Background is in manufacturing: storage devices, semiconductor, aviation. 19 years of experience covering the whole picture, from assembler, materials, test, quality, supply, failure analysis, manufacturing engineering, and field service. At this point, I would gladly take the most menial position. The new system is working and I am a properly broken woman, just looking for a hand up (not a hand out). Ducati parts are expensive, ya know. [moto]
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The Smelly Pirate Hooker
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That's thinkin' with your dipstick Jimmy!
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March 11, 2010, 08:35:37 PM »
No worries y'all just enjoying life and the freedom to live it!.
It's the Anson and Alyssa Show now.
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You can thank a soldier today, just click the link...
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bonfy
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What's with the
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The Smelly Pirate Hooker
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March 12, 2010, 03:45:17 AM »
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If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
probably high-sided.
ducducgooseme
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March 14, 2010, 05:09:59 AM »
Happy 3/14 gents! I hope the real Valentines Day is uplifting for you all!
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If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
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Ratfink749
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Re: ~~~~~~~NMMR TOSAT~~~~~~~
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March 14, 2010, 07:42:20 AM »
Quote from: ducducgooseme on March 14, 2010, 05:09:59 AM
Happy 3/14 gents! I hope the real Valentines Day is uplifting for you all!
Uhhh.. What?
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Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN" If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"
Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"
ducducgooseme
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Reply #906 on:
March 14, 2010, 09:02:50 AM »
OMG, you didnt know??? You poor bastard....
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Steak%20and%20Blowjob%20Day
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If you love your bike, set it free.
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bonfy
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March 14, 2010, 09:52:49 AM »
Wow...I got nothin'...
Oh, here's something. Leave it to you, DDGM, to know about this obscure holiday. I'll bet you were waiting patiently for today to spring this on us women just to make us look bad. The SPH should have known about it. It is Lance's job to keep her up on those details.
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The Smelly Pirate Hooker
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March 14, 2010, 09:56:12 AM »
I am floored the SPH didnt know!!!!!!!!
The one day of the year that men (besides Ratfink) care about...and lance failed you?!!
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If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
probably high-sided.
bonfy
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Reply #909 on:
March 14, 2010, 10:00:27 AM »
Hey, the SPH didn't wake up to any wine and roses on Valentine's Day either so payback's a pregnant dog, ain't it?
My social secretary has been in Arizona at the Alpaca Ranch since the Erico's event. Things fall through the cracks when he is out of the office.
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The Smelly Pirate Hooker
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March 14, 2010, 10:14:08 AM »
Pam was disappointed that Hallmark was all out of cards to commemorate this important event
Great steak though
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Ratfink749
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March 14, 2010, 11:08:43 AM »
Wow... Where the hell have I been on this one? It makes me think whomever coined "ignorance is bliss" didnt take into account this particular holiday. I think knowing about this one would be far more blissful than not knowing about it! If women forget about this holiday, Do men get to make a huge deal about it like women do when men forget V-Day?
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Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN" If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"
Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"
ducducgooseme
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Same ole DesmoDevil, in a more gentle package
Re: ~~~~~~~NMMR TOSAT~~~~~~~
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March 14, 2010, 11:24:53 AM »
Glad I could help ya out Ratfink!!! Yes, your bride can hate me, but alas I had to take one for the team to get the word out about this every important day.
BTW, SPH, I will bring you flowers if you bring me steak.
(in place of steak)
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If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
probably high-sided.
bonfy
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Re: ~~~~~~~NMMR TOSAT~~~~~~~
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Reply #913 on:
March 14, 2010, 11:37:24 AM »
The SPH knows her limitations. She cuts a wide swath around other women's
. Asskickery is to be avoided at all costs. Plenty of single
to go around.
Besides, DDGM, SPH doesn't drink anymore so wine has no power over the woman. Now, steak on the other hand, can be enjoyed by everyone! Right, Zaster?? Hope yours was tender!
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The Smelly Pirate Hooker
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Re: ~~~~~~~NMMR TOSAT~~~~~~~
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March 14, 2010, 11:59:51 AM »
It was all good...just one minor wardrobe malfunction...Pam had a hard time finding that red ribbon
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