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« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2009, 02:07:07 AM »

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« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2009, 02:37:54 AM »

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And thats just the left one??  Grin Evil
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« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2009, 02:47:24 PM »

Wear leather....trust me I know waytogo

ahhh, but you've learnt from it! and that makes you intelligent....success is through learning from the mistakes not from being perfect from the first moment.

Leather clad now? CE armor everywhere?

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« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2009, 04:29:30 PM »

And thats just the left one??  Grin Evil

and the right one is 16
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« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2009, 04:42:29 PM »

Hmmmm, that should induce a lean to one side!! Roll Eyes

I just bet you have a fovourite side to corner on too??  Grin  cheeky  [moto]
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« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2009, 04:50:19 PM »

hehehehehe hhmmmmm maybe, but so how old do i look thats the question Dragon
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« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2009, 04:54:38 PM »

Weeelll, by the look, judged by the gravity to length by age ratio formula!!  Huh?

There is not a great age in your case!!  Evil  Grin  waytogo
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« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2009, 05:38:46 PM »

you very good at getting out of sticky situations aren't you my Dragon
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« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2009, 06:01:44 PM »

And dont think that I am experienced at it either!!  Wink

I dont get into these situations 'cos I'm a VERY GOOD boy!!  waytogo  Grin
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« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2009, 12:58:22 AM »

hehehehehe hhmmmmm maybe, but so how old do i look thats the question Dragon



the real question jukie, is do you pass the pencil test?


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« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2009, 02:14:02 AM »

don't know what you mean Loony Please explain
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« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2009, 10:10:52 PM »

don't know what you mean Loony Please explain


you know!!!!!
jeeez, i'm too embarassed to explain it now!


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« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2009, 11:24:43 PM »


you know!!!!!
jeeez, i'm too embarassed to explain it now!


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« Reply #28 on: May 13, 2009, 11:46:18 PM »


you know!!!!!
jeeez, i'm too embarassed to explain it now!
paul

it goes like this....I present my...ah...member to a woman...I then hold up a pencil and ask.....what do you like the look of?....if she chooses the penis....she passes the test!

and THAT is the pencil test.



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« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2009, 12:59:26 AM »


you know!!!!!
jeeez, i'm too embarassed to explain it now!


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well i passed the pencil test Evil naked
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