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I won the lottery.

Started by Popeye the Sailor, May 18, 2009, 10:34:15 PM

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KnightofNi

#15
May 19, 2009, 08:18:32 AM
my ticket hit the other day too!

i got a cool $1. i'm thinking i should invest it.
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#16
May 19, 2009, 08:32:30 AM
[laugh]
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NAKID

#17
May 19, 2009, 10:07:23 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on May 19, 2009, 08:18:32 AM
my ticket hit the other day too!

i got a cool $1. i'm thinking i should invest it.

I'm thinking Dave won a similar amount and now is pulling our chain...
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Porsche Monkey

#18
May 19, 2009, 10:10:07 AM
Quote from: NAKID on May 19, 2009, 10:07:23 AM
I'm thinking Dave won a similar amount and now is pulling our chain...

+1 [roll]
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He Man

#19
May 19, 2009, 10:43:14 AM
I win the fail lottery all the time.

If he did, congrats, if not boooooo. give me your S4R, ive always wnated the blue S4R. :)

derby

#20
May 19, 2009, 10:46:35 AM
Quote from: NAKID on May 19, 2009, 10:07:23 AM
I'm thinking Dave won a similar amount and now is pulling our chain...

unless he was in socal, he didn't win anything "big".

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Drjones

#21
May 19, 2009, 11:17:19 AM
#1 - Winnings Taxes.
#2 - Pay off Consumer Debt.
#3 - Pay off Asset Debt.
#4 - Find a financial advisor that you'd trust with your mother.
#5 - Don't get stupid with the winnings.
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herm

#22
May 19, 2009, 11:26:28 AM
prolly a good idea to make sure the great state of CA is good for it before making any plans.


would suck to get an IOU........unless they were gonna pay a tidy interest to you
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gojira

#23
May 19, 2009, 11:30:38 AM

Hookers and blow for everyone!

Oh wait, that's a different script.

Hmmm ... disconnect and get an unlisted number. Have your attorney or PR agent step up to claim the winnings in front of the cameras if you don't want the publicity. Consider bank accounts in Liechtenstein, Isle of Man, Vanuatu, and/or Grand Cayman. Finally surrender to the temptations of homes in the tropics, cars, boats, planes, and private islands. Hang out in Mustique. Buy a foreign country.

Oh yeah, and maybe buy a Ducati.  [thumbsup]

Popeye the Sailor

#24
May 19, 2009, 04:14:07 PM
Quote from: NAKID on May 19, 2009, 10:07:23 AM
I'm thinking Dave won a similar amount and now is pulling our chain...

Well, yeah.


$3  ;D


Like I said-we have no idea what to do with that amount of money  :P
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herm

#25
May 19, 2009, 04:17:31 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 19, 2009, 04:14:07 PM
Well, yeah.


$3  ;D


Like I said-we have no idea what to do with that amount of money  :P

depends how much you spent to win that amount. are you in the hole? ahead? break even?
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

Popeye the Sailor

#26
May 19, 2009, 04:26:56 PM
Quote from: herm on May 19, 2009, 04:17:31 PM
depends how much you spent to win that amount. are you in the hole? ahead? break even?

$1 down. So a whopping $2 up!
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

DrDesmo

#27
May 19, 2009, 05:10:00 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 19, 2009, 04:14:07 PM
Well, yeah.


$3  ;D


Like I said-we have no idea what to do with that amount of money  :P

Oh man --

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ducpainter

#28
May 19, 2009, 05:24:03 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 19, 2009, 04:14:07 PM
Well, yeah.


$3  ;D


Like I said-we have no idea what to do with that amount of money  :P
I still think you should take a day off...

and buy P a burger.

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herm

#29
May 19, 2009, 07:50:49 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on May 19, 2009, 04:26:56 PM
$1 down. So a whopping $2 up!

play the odds.
pocket the original investment, plus 50% of the winnings.
buy another $1 ticket.

win/win 8)
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...
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