I HATE IT when...........

[herm]

i stab a #8 drill bit through my thumb nail right at the quick

hurts like a mothermake the beast with two backser....still



whats your favorite?

[ducpainter]

3lb hammer to the back of my hand.

[NAKID]

I get hit by a semi and my left tibia comes up through the skin. Hurts like a mothermake the beast with two backser...

[DucHead]

I get hit by a semi and my left tibia comes up through the skin. Hurts like a mothermake the beast with two backser...

  E.O.T.  (end of thread) 

[NAKID]

[aaronb]

I get hit by a semi and my left tibia comes up through the skin. Hurts like a mothermake the beast with two backser...

tell me about it, i got a paper cut at work on Thursday, make the beast with two backser bled for like 15 minutes!

[NAKID]

tell me about it, i got a paper cut at work on Thursday, make the beast with two backser bled for like 15 minutes!

OK, NOW the thread is done!

[Grampa]

back when I was 16, I was straightening out the staight-leg Levi's with my moms sewing machine ( oi ), I ran my left thumb through the machine, and the needle went through my thumb, I jerked my hand away, causing the machine to go with it , I had to manually back the needle out.

[Bun-bun]

     Trailer winch handle thru the right radius & ulna, open compound fracture. Steel plate and a Hoffman fixator for 3 months. After it "healed" I was on my HD headed to school, mail truck jumped in my lane,grabbed the front brake, and the arm  went "POP". Had to pull into a gas station and have the lady behind the glass call for an ambulance.
     Pneumatic framing nailer. Put a 3" collared nail thru my hand long ways.
     Yamaha XS400 on the highway. Got distracted, traffic stopped, I didn't. Flipped over the bars(breaking both legs), landed in a sitting position on the top of the car I hit, legs on the windshield.



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[ROBsS4R]

I have this really nasty ingrown hair right now that hurts like hell 

I tried to dig it out but now I have a huge hole with a ingrown hair in it 

[aaronb]

I have this really nasty ingrown hair right now that hurts like hell 

I tried to dig it out but now I have a huge hole with a ingrown hair in it 

TMI moment of the day, i just had one of those... in my belly button.  i thought it was an odd pimple for a few weeks and then decided it was more.  i went to Dr. X-acto and he removed a knotted little hair. 

very satisfying, very gross

[Smiling End]

Here's two.
1.  When I snapped my big toe nail in half playing volleyball yesterday and my toe ended up a big bloody sand covered mess. 
2.  A few years ago when I broke my jaw in three places and got a concussion playing a pick up game of soccer after work.  Having my jaw wired shut for 6 weeks during the summer right after my fiance dumped me was not a good time.

[Popeye the Sailor]

I got my hand caught in a line on a boat, which then tightened and slid down two of my fingers, taking the flesh with it.


You could see the bones. Hand hasn't worked right since.

[Drunken Monkey]

Riding on bumper cars, I slammed head on into another car while yelling at someone.

No big deal, right?

I bit my tongue right down the middle and it required 7 stitches on my tongue to put it back together.

Worse, the stitches fell fell out after a few days, so they had to do them again 

Mind you, now I totally own any "well then check out this scar" contests. Especially when I add that that's the 3rd worst place I've had stitches 

[herm]

waaaaaaaaaaay back when i framed houses, caught the side of my thumb between a nail and a brand new 3 lb waffle head framing hammer.
took off about an 1/8 inch deep from knuckle to tip