I HATE IT when...........

[SacDuc]

I hate it when I forget to rinse off the soap underneath my balls before get out of the shower.   


sac

[FatguyRacer]

the check dont clear.

[Bun-bun]

The wife "helps you out" and cleans your work space.

Three months, and I'm STILL trying to find things!

[Popeye the Sailor]

The wife "helps you out" and cleans your work space.

Three months, and I'm STILL trying to find things!

Like a new wife? 

[SKOM]

Never owned a Husky.

Circumcision at 27 years old...

 

I know it's a little late to quote but I couldn't help it.  Had mine at 24. I know all about that kind of pain. 

[VisceralReaction]

A couple years ago i had an ingrown hair in my nose. Hurt like a total MF. I let it be an it seemed to go
away but was still sore. A couple weeks later I seem to get a pimple on the outside of my nose and I
go pick at it and a little hair sticks up. I think this is odd, not putting two and two together yet.
I get the tweezers and get ahold of the little bastard and pull and OMG this hurts.
I give it a yank and the damn thing is 3/4 of an inch long. My eyes are watering and my nose feels like
I have this huge hole in it. I told my dad about it and he just laughed his ass off.

[ODrides]

I give it a yank and the damn thing is 3/4 of an inch long.

You're lucky it didn't grow up through your brain!

[Ducatista]

I hate it when I slam my finger in a door.  In basic training I did that so hard I broke my right index finger.

Also in basic training, we were practicing the individual events on an obstacle course.  The next event was a sprint to a launching point, grab a rope, and swing over a 4' wall.  Obviously, there's padding on the wall, and obviously the person in front of me juuuust barely made it and tore off said padding.  I was last one through this event.  You guessed it.  Even though I'd done this sucker successfully dozens of times, I missed the one time the padding wasn't there.  Cracked my patella.  I have to say it didn't tickle.  Nerves are still screwed up in that area.  If I scratch the top of my knee cap, I feel it on the numb spot on the side of my knee.

In basic training yet again, I had my wisdom teeth removed on the last night before Hell Night.  My 24 hours of light duty ended just as things were getting going.  Because of the change in pressure in that area and the strain of my neck muscles, I ended up riping out 2 sets of stitches.  Yeah, when they saw blood pouring from the corners of my mouth, and a puddle of blood right where my mouth was from doing push ups, they told me to clean up and do iron chairs for the rest of the night whenever my platoon mates were doing pushups.  YUCK!!!

I hate the feeling of header on bare calf.  "Is something burning?"  I locked the steering as I was trying to squeeze between a couple of bikes.  Bike tips.  My pant leg hiked just high enough to let my nice and tended inside calf rest on the header.  I was so irritated, I didn't realize what was happening.  It was on there for a good 15 seconds or so.  It was a full thickness burn in the middle.  Ewwww...

[somegirl]

Gave myself a blood blister on my pinkie today moving heavy equipment at the customer site.

[Popeye the Sailor]

While working on a fishing boat.....barefoot.....filleting fish.....

the other mate dropped a fillet knife which landed and stuck...vertically in my foot.


Ow.

[T-byrd]

I was gonna say something about menstrual cramps and such but I figured the majority of the board would 

    

T

[Super T.I.B]

I was gonna say something about menstrual cramps and such but I figured the majority of the board would 

   

T

Yeah, get enough of that whingeing at home.


 

[herm]

Yeah, get enough of that whingeing at home.


 

yeh, if i hit my thumb with a hammer once a month, i would eventually get used to it.......









j/k

[Dragsterhund]

I hate it when I wake up with one of these make the beast with two backsing things on my face.

[powerhammer]

+1 on the forget to rinse post shower... shampoo or otherwise
+1 on the oxy/acet torch across the forearm reaching for something

...i have to get a rusty piece of metal drilled out of my eye with a battery powered dremel.

...my face requires plastic surgery because my friends great dane took a chunk out of it.

...i broke one of the little bones between my big toe and 2nd toe by doing a headspin.