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May have met the worlds biggest douchbag!!!!!!

Started by lwszabo, May 23, 2009, 09:04:46 AM

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lwszabo

May 23, 2009, 09:04:46 AM
I was on my 1995 Monster 900 this morning at the gas station when this 50's something guy with dress shoes, white pants , and a purple silk shirt walks up and tells me " I am a very savvy collector of Ducati's" I said "that nice, what kind of bikes do you have?" He then says "I know what i am looking at and with todays market I am prepared to offer you $9500 cash for your bike." I started laughing my ass off, and said "no thanks" He said "I know you paid around $20,000 for it, but it lost 1/2 its value the second you drove it off the lot." iIcould not take it anymore I had to walk inside to get away from this clown.  As I was leaving the guy yells from his 80's BMW "an opportunity like this only comes by you once in a lifetime." I smiled and said "I will probally regret it." I then had one of the best rides of my life!  [thumbsup]

Bun-bun

#1
May 23, 2009, 09:13:50 AM
Show me da money!

If douche wants to pay 2-3 times current value, that's on him
Caveat emptor
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ducpainter

#2
May 23, 2009, 09:18:26 AM
Quote from: Bun-bun on May 23, 2009, 09:13:50 AM
Show me da money!

If douche wants to pay 2-3 times current value, that's on him
Caveat emptor
Yup

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Monsterlover

#3
May 23, 2009, 09:45:51 AM
I'd have sold on the spot ;D
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IdZer0

#4
May 23, 2009, 09:56:54 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 23, 2009, 09:45:51 AM
I'd have sold on the spot ;D

Maybe would have been a good financial decision, but then he'd have missed out on this:

Quote from: lwszabo on May 23, 2009, 09:04:46 AM
I then had one of the best rides of my life!  [thumbsup]

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replaced by 2011 848 EVO

El Matador

#5
May 23, 2009, 09:57:31 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 23, 2009, 09:45:51 AM
I'd have sold on the spot ;D

Same here.

Vindingo

#6
May 23, 2009, 11:20:15 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 23, 2009, 09:45:51 AM
I'd have sold on the spot ;D

+1000   as long as the check clears...

Sinister

#7
May 23, 2009, 12:38:05 PM
Quote from: Vindingo on May 23, 2009, 11:20:15 AM
+1000   as long as the check clears...

Check?  Cash, or walk, pregnant dog!  I'da sold it, too.
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lwszabo

#8
May 23, 2009, 01:27:33 PM
this guy was full os $hit, he didn't have any money...he just wanted to impress someone.

Oldfisti

#9
May 23, 2009, 01:59:22 PM
I think he missed the mark!   [laugh]
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teddy037.2

#10
May 23, 2009, 04:40:27 PM
cash? I'd have taken it...



but then again, I'm easy that way

He Man

#11
May 23, 2009, 05:08:57 PM
id taken it and called his bull shit out and then offer him 4500 for his BMW cause its old. :)

Ash

#12
May 24, 2009, 10:09:03 AM
in some way, somehow, this was gonna be a scam.

probably was smart that you walked away.

corndog67

#13
May 24, 2009, 10:55:28 AM
He was waiting for his inheritance from his rich Nigerian Prince Uncle of $17 mil, so am I, I just emailed them my bank account numbers, and am waiting impatiently for the check to hit my account.

The Architect

#14
May 24, 2009, 02:46:43 PM
Quote from: Bun-bun on May 23, 2009, 09:13:50 AM
Show me da money!

If douche wants to pay 2-3 times current value, that's on him
Caveat emptor

If the guy had cash in hand I would have not only sold him the bike I would have talked him in to buying my boots for $500.  They are two year old Alpinestar!  Aren't they Italian also!  Vintage year! 
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