How to shave your groin...NSFW

Started by mrs minnesotamonster, May 27, 2009, 07:47:38 PM

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minnesotamonster

You getting at something here or what  ???
2004 S4R
1998 Honda F3 (Track)
2001 M600 (Now the Wife's)

mrs minnesotamonster


Got Duc

Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

psycledelic

That was great.

Not sure I want to know what you were searching for when you stumbled over that.
06 S2R800 - the wife                         [Dolph]
04 999s - the mistress

brimo

Quote from: brimo on May 27, 2009, 11:24:09 PM
Gotta say...... I prefer waxing.....

Only kidding here too.....the straight razor is the only way to go, gets into all those nooks and crannies.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

Holden

I wonder if anyone has tried an epilator?




lauramonster

Frickin' snow!

DuciD03

Quote from: mrs minnesotamonster on May 28, 2009, 07:00:56 AM
Oh my yes... [thumbsup]  [laugh]

ma-hem .... ;)

we'll just leave that to your little inquiring imagination ...
.... all the world is yours.

superjohn

Is the next instructional in the series "How to pick out a purse, or 'Man-Bag"?  [roll]

Speedbag

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

mrs minnesotamonster

Quote from: superjohn on May 30, 2009, 05:55:00 AM
Is the next instructional in the series "How to pick out a purse, or 'Man-Bag"?  [roll]

That, or how to apply "guy-liner."

Grampa

Quote from: mrs minnesotamonster on May 30, 2009, 07:35:02 AM
That, or how to apply "guy-liner."

or.... the proper placement of manty liners
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
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mrs minnesotamonster


herm

If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

mrs minnesotamonster

Quote from: herm on May 30, 2009, 04:28:13 PM
que?

Guys that wear eyeliner. So aptly named "guy-liner." Get it now?   [thumbsup]