The newest way to say "I'm a make the beast with two backsing moron"

Started by ducatiz, May 30, 2009, 07:33:35 PM

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ducatiz

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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

aaronb

Milwaukee, WI
'07 s2r1k, '81 honda cb400t

Bun-bun

That would be perfect for practical jokes! Tizzz, you could get back at your sis for wrecking into your car. Just pop one of these into her tailpipe. When she hears the whistling, tell her it sounds like it's about to explode! Pull over fast, sis! Get out quick!
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So I went solo.  -Me

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brimo

"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

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psycledelic

Glad I don't live there.  Around here, the fake spinner's (from Walmart I think) are the biggest form of POS decoration.  At least they are quiet.
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zarn02

"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

ducatiz

Quote from: Bun-bun on May 30, 2009, 08:45:10 PM
That would be perfect for practical jokes! Tizzz, you could get back at your sis for wrecking into your car. Just pop one of these into her tailpipe. When she hears the whistling, tell her it sounds like it's about to explode! Pull over fast, sis! Get out quick!

rofl..  i'd rather pop something else into her tailpipe  (sis IN LAW)
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Randimus Maximus

I'm not sure how we ended up in a recession, with our great minds developing such useful gadgets and all.

[roll]


rgramjet

How I longed for the black Supra to side swipe a parked car as that ignint f-er pulled away swerving and running a stop sign.....almost got my wish.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Howie

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on May 31, 2009, 10:26:00 AM
I'm not sure how we ended up in a recession, with our great minds developing such useful gadgets and all.

[roll]



You're just jealous Toyota TRD didn't come out with it first.

ducatiz

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on May 31, 2009, 10:26:00 AM
I'm not sure how we ended up in a recession, with our great minds developing such useful gadgets and all.

[roll]



well the fix is in!
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Got Duc

Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

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