Monsters in the House?!

[Tigermeat]

I'm not sure why a woman would put herself in such a precarious position.  No good can come from making her husband choose between her & the duc... I mean it's a no brainer!

I'm sorry that was totally uncalled for.  Sheesh no wonder I'm divorced!

What I meant to say is it isn't fair to put her in a position where she has to choose between the man she loves and the monster he loves more.  So if ya want to bring the duc in without causing her to make a difficult choice JUST DO IT!

[psycledelic]

Bicycles belong in the house.

I'd never considered motorcycles in the house, but some of these pictures are warming me to the idea.

Yup! My wife can't stand that my bicycles take up the dining room wall.  I dare not even ask about the Duc. 

Silent Bob, I love that black and white flooring in your place. 

[Desmo_Profundis]

I would never bring something so dirty inside.



Seriously-go ride the dang things. They'll be okay if they get cold-they're made of metal.

Ok, really?? My Duc is a far from pretty 2002 S4 that has a ton of miles on her. I have ridden her everywhere and in all kinds of weather. I've done a bunch of mods to her but she has so far to go before they're even worth talking about. My point is that she is ridden,, hard,, and a lot.

As far as dirty goes,, my dog goes out and poops, sniffs poop, sniffs other dogs butts and is far dirtier that my bike and I let her in the house... My cat scratches in the cat box and I don't through her out. My kids walk around at school all day amongst billions of KID germs and I let them in. Are you kidding me?? My bike is one of the cleanest things I let in my house.

[Popeye the Sailor]

Yer missing the inside joke, 'cause you is new.

My bike was probably the filthiest thing you've ever seen.





But even if it was new and clean, I wouldn't consider it.

[Desmo_Profundis]

Yer missing the inside joke, 'cause you is new.

My bike was probably the filthiest thing you've ever seen.
 

Okay, you're right, I didn't get it.  All I can say is Dude!?  bring that poor thing over to my house and I'll clean her up,, feed her some nice warm 104 octane race fuel,, bring her in and let her rest her front tire on my dog,,( just kidding ), no, but really... Have you seen the product called the Magic Eraser by Mr. Clean? Pick up a few of those and it'll have that rear wheel and swing arm looking sweet in no time.

[Celli]

Okay, you're right, I didn't get it.  All I can say is Dude!?  bring that poor thing over to my house and I'll clean her up,, feed her some nice warm 104 octane race fuel,, bring her in and let her rest her front tire on my dog,,( just kidding ), no, but really... Have you seen the product called the Magic Eraser by Mr. Clean? Pick up a few of those and it'll have that rear wheel and swing arm looking sweet in no time.

    I love this! 

[Popeye the Sailor]

Okay, you're right, I didn't get it.  All I can say is Dude!?  bring that poor thing over to my house and I'll clean her up,, feed her some nice warm 104 octane race fuel,, bring her in and let her rest her front tire on my dog,,( just kidding ), no, but really... Have you seen the product called the Magic Eraser by Mr. Clean? Pick up a few of those and it'll have that rear wheel and swing arm looking sweet in no time.

Why clean her? And forget the 104 octane-I heard they run alright on a mixture of cheap vodka, kerosene, and water. I think I'll try that next.   


I'd rather just ride it  [moto]

[Celli]

Why clean her? And forget the 104 octane-I heard they run alright on a mixture of cheap vodka, kerosene, and water. I think I'll try that next.   


I'd rather just ride it  [moto]

Stop!!! 

[Jarvicious]

Why clean her? And forget the 104 octane-I heard they run alright on a mixture of cheap vodka, kerosene, and water. I think I'll try that next.   


I'd rather just ride it  [moto]

You have to make sure the water is distilled though, otherwise it really gums up your injectors.  Oh, and Congress V works the best.  You start putting that real Russian shit in there and the old girl just freaks out (ask me how I know)

[somegirl]

Okay, you're right, I didn't get it.  All I can say is Dude!?  bring that poor thing over to my house and I'll clean her up,, feed her some nice warm 104 octane race fuel,, bring her in and let her rest her front tire on my dog,,( just kidding ), no, but really... Have you seen the product called the Magic Eraser by Mr. Clean? Pick up a few of those and it'll have that rear wheel and swing arm looking sweet in no time.

Actually, he just asked his wife to clean her.

[LA]

Nothing wrong with bringing the bike inside, but if you ride everyday it wouldn't work too well.

LA

[Embyr]

If I didn't live in a carpeted studio... 

[slyfox]

My bike was probably the filthiest thing you've ever seen.

Nice bike MrIncredible ..... we are two of a kind ........ One's suppose to enjoy their toys & not becoming its' slave ...

but then again, there are people who really enjoy cleaning their toys as well .... ... the world is made of all sorts of wonderful people ....

[Desmo_Profundis]

I think that keeping something somewhat clean is part of taking care of something you enjoy to use. If you don't take care of your toys you won't be able to have fun with them when you want to. I think maybe I heard that from my dad at one point or another when I was a kid,,, or maybe about a million times!! 
Anywho, being military and having to keep my weapon spotless at all times is a drag for sure but my dad's lessons sure came in handy both times when I was deployed to Iraq. My weapon was clean and always ready to play with. The same could not be said for those guys who thought that if they just squirted some oil on the bolt they could neglect their equipment and it would work just as well.
Preventive Maintenance Checks and Services,, cleanliness,, brush your teeth, scrub behind your ears,,, yes, all a pain in the ass but all very necessary.

[Popeye the Sailor]

I think that keeping something somewhat clean is part of taking care of something you enjoy to use. If you don't take care of your toys you won't be able to have fun with them when you want to.

Oh of course. It's why I rode it in the rain every chance I got!