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El Matador
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« on: June 25, 2009, 02:45:19 PM »

Poor 996



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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 02:47:38 PM »

OH

MY

GOD!


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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 02:48:27 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 02:53:07 PM »

that is one hardcore battery box.
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 03:03:17 PM »

it's got OCC written all over it!  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2009, 03:09:33 PM »

I just can't get my head around the cat-in-heat tail style.   Allways looks like the bike wants to back itself onto the hood of a pickup and grind itself on the Chevy logo.

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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2009, 03:14:57 PM »

I think I like it.  It's fugly as hell, but I'm diggin' the absurdity of it.  No me gusta the chromed frame though.
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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2009, 03:18:43 PM »

I think I like it.  It's fugly as hell, but I'm diggin' the absurdity of it.  No me gusta the chromed frame though.

I'd ride it, after taking a rattle can to the frame.  Love to see the looks on some squids faces when I pulled up next to them at a stop light waytogo
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2009, 03:31:53 PM »

Bmake the beast with two backsIN ZAR Evil
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2009, 03:49:13 PM »

Bat shit Bike
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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2009, 03:49:46 PM »

I thought for a terrifying moment that this was a 916 - one of the most beautiful bikes ever built....

Being a 996 doesnt make it any better,.. NO bike deserves this.  vomit
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« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2009, 03:55:43 PM »

Watch out He-Man, Skeletor's gotta new ride!!
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« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2009, 04:06:51 PM »

I just threw up in my mouth   vomit
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« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2009, 04:29:44 PM »

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I have a hard enough time throwing my leg over my 696...how the heck would you throw your leg over that?!
(but I'm short)
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« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2009, 04:32:08 PM »

 vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit out of 5
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