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Started by Grampa, June 27, 2009, 04:44:09 PM

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Grampa

June 27, 2009, 04:44:09 PM
my legs are not all that pale.


an outside source confirmed it.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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Statler

#1
June 27, 2009, 05:04:36 PM
I hate it when the jokes just don't work....

I had images of Silas from Davinci Code.

I had carbon Arc lights.

I had adverts for the whitest automobile headlights you can buy.


I got nothing.


damn.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Grampa

#2
June 27, 2009, 05:05:20 PM
HA!


[laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Statler

#3
June 27, 2009, 05:08:43 PM
 


Secret independent source revealed.  Story at 11.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

ducpainter

#4
June 27, 2009, 05:10:22 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 27, 2009, 04:44:09 PM
my legs are not all that pale.


an outside source confirmed it.
You live in Cali...

I live in NH...

2 years ago...

your legs were the same color as mine on June 30th...white like rice.

I bet yours got no less pale by the end of the summer. ;D
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zzilla

#5
June 27, 2009, 06:49:14 PM
Photo from an inside source

;D

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red baron

#6
June 27, 2009, 07:32:09 PM
Quote from: zzilla on June 27, 2009, 06:49:14 PM
Photo from an inside source

;D



Is that pork?
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herm

#7
June 27, 2009, 08:00:00 PM
you cant compare arms and legs.
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#8
June 27, 2009, 09:03:00 PM
Quote from: herm on June 27, 2009, 08:00:00 PM
you cant compare arms and legs.

You can't convince me that's a leg.
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JohnnyDucati

#9
June 27, 2009, 09:24:38 PM
 :o

do you shave?

Or do you Neet?

(If only Lance had aerodynamic gams like that, my god, the possibilities . . .)

;D

Kopfjäger

#10
June 27, 2009, 09:41:29 PM
That's frog belly white.  ;D
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Speedbag

#11
June 28, 2009, 05:39:52 AM
Quote from: trouble on June 27, 2009, 07:32:09 PM
Is that pork?

No, I think it's bologna.
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Grampa

#12
June 28, 2009, 07:06:32 AM
the source is a trusted and well liked member of this here board
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

red baron

#13
June 28, 2009, 07:08:47 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 28, 2009, 07:06:32 AM
the source is a trusted and well liked member of this here board


well liked and sans ink

that leaves you and me out. ;D
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

Statler

#14
June 28, 2009, 07:09:10 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 28, 2009, 07:06:32 AM
the source is was a trusted and well liked member of this here board

fixed it for ya...'cause nobody will trust/like him/her now.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month
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