Horse 1, Jess 0

[Rev. Millertime]

is this a horse joke or a Mother joke?

It was a horse joke.

Dog food "used" to be made from horses.

Fine, then replace dog food in my post with future bottle of elmer's glue

[Grampa]

* raises hand.........


The power of Jud compells you

[bigiain]

she won't go to the ER

so

Could I please have the DMF's support and give her crap until she does?

Screw that, hospitals are _dangerous_ places, they're full of _sick people_ and overworked underpaid staff who'll administer drugs or  _cut you open_ on less than an hours sleep a night (on the orders of insurance company owned "administrators" with little more then highschool education)!!! Personally I avoid them unless I can't get my own bones back inside my skin...

Be strong JBub! Don't let Mother expose you to swine flu or golden staph!

foolish-big

[x136]

Yikes. Here's hoping the ER visit is a waste, and that it's Jess who gets to say the told-ya-sos.

[JohnnyDucati]

Best wishes for a good outcome.

I hope you guys don't wait 'till, like, Friday or somethin' to post the update . . . 

[somegirl]

Hope it's nothing serious and you get better fast J!

[Popeye the Sailor]

Better hide the gun, or she might get out and make it Horse 1, Jess 1.

[red baron]

Better hide the gun, or she might get out and make it Horse 1, Jess 1.

[He Man]

if she has a brusie on her kidney area and she wont go to the hospital cause it isnt that severe to her, wouldnt it have been easier to just punch in the kindey area and make it worth her wild?



Hope all is well! Peeing pink isnt fun!

[Big Troubled Bear]

Hope she goes

[TiNi]

if i read this right, she went...

we're waiting for an update though...

hope she is ok   

where's mother?.... update needed!

[Slide Panda]

remind her more people get seriously injured riding horses than motorcycles (I made that up).

No you didn't actually.  Hour for hour of saddle time, horses are way more dangerous.  Guess Jess' Bubble didn't work this go 

if i read this right, she went...

Yeah, Moms said they were going to the ER... hope everything ok

We need updates! 

[Statler]

Dog food "used" to be made from horses.

I know.   I was being clever.   See what I did there?   it became an innuendo with a shot at Mom at the same time.

I crack me up.

[GAAN]

Ok

<self edited rant on the state of our nations healthcare system>

we are back from the ER

No broken bones and no obvious internal injuries

but some seriously tore up muscles

Time and followups will tell that story in full

She is sleeping and does NOT like Percocet

She has some rash on her (L) arm and (L) flank

Swelling in the trapezius where it meets the scapula

and

in the erector where it meets the gluteous medius

She will be in pain for some time

Thanks for the support and concern folks

I appreciate it

[GAAN]

<snip>  it became an innuendo with a shot at Mom at the same time.<snip>

whos shootin at me?