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Started by GAAN, June 28, 2009, 06:56:00 PM

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Buckethead

#90
June 30, 2009, 05:15:20 AM
Quote from: NAKID on June 30, 2009, 05:04:04 AM
Dude, those totally like the shoes I was issued back in book camp. Still have them. Wore them a couple weeks ago for a retirement ceremony...

They're the same thing, only better made.

Cork footbed, leather lined, leather sole, leather/rubber heel. And because I was born with skis where my feet should have been, the fact that they come in narrow widths means that I can buy a pair in 13 B and they'll fit like they were made for me.

Plus, as cyrus pointed out, the A-E guys can refurbish them when the time comes and extend the life for another 10 years or so.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Buckethead

#91
June 30, 2009, 05:16:15 AM
Quote from: bigiain on June 29, 2009, 06:59:07 PM
A horse walks into a bar.

JBub points and says "That's him!"

Obsessed makes shoes out of the horse...

big

[laugh]

[clap]
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Statler

#92
June 30, 2009, 06:24:45 AM
do they make smaller capacity horses?  I can't flatfoot on most of them and I worry I'll drop one when I come to a stop on an incline.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

NAKID

#93
June 30, 2009, 06:28:39 AM
Here you go Chris...


2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

Buckethead

#94
June 30, 2009, 06:28:43 AM
She's fine with the horsepower. I mean, her S2R had like 70 bhp. The horse had, what, 1?

She just needs to have the shop adjust the ride height.

Can you "kneecap" a horse?
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Slide Panda

#95
June 30, 2009, 07:42:46 AM
Her bikes got the DP ECU... so that makes it even worse that she can't handle 1 hp

Hey bubs, how about a new helmet for the rest of life - it matches your bike though

-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

JBubble

#96
June 30, 2009, 07:43:52 AM
Quote from: yuu on June 30, 2009, 07:42:46 AM
Her bikes got the DP ECU... so that makes it even worse that she can't handle 1 hp

Hey bubs, how about a new helmet for the rest of life - it matches your bike though



[cheeky]

[laugh]

Popeye the Sailor

#97
June 30, 2009, 07:46:34 AM
Quote from: hbliam on June 29, 2009, 09:12:08 PM
Seriously. This new pattern is getting old.

Back to your bruised self. This thread is worthless without pics. I wanna see the horse. I want to see the bruises. Thrown in a pic of the puppy while your at it.

+1.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Ash

#98
June 30, 2009, 07:48:22 AM
that would look so cute on your widdle head

Slide Panda

#99
June 30, 2009, 08:21:34 AM
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

Buckethead

#100
June 30, 2009, 08:36:55 AM
Oh, jeebus.

I think I just peed a little.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Slide Panda

#102
June 30, 2009, 08:55:55 AM
Hop on a plane and come over... I've sure you'll feel scrappy after a coast to coast flight sitting on your battered kiester... haha

Besides that - right now all it would be is a CRIPPLE FIGHT


-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

krolik

#103
June 30, 2009, 11:09:30 AM
Quote from: Obsessed? on June 30, 2009, 06:28:43 AM
She's fine with the horsepower. I mean, her S2R had like 70 bhp. The horse had, what, 1?

She just needs to have the shop adjust the ride height.

Can you "kneecap" a horse?

Horses average about 1/2 horse power.  Go figure. ;D
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDucNo. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

Statler

#104
June 30, 2009, 11:20:11 AM
Quote from: krolik on June 30, 2009, 11:09:30 AM
Horses average about 1/2 horse power.  Go figure. ;D

maybe they just measure them now at the back hoof where as before they were measured at the crank.

It's still buy a flounder a drink month
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