food theft

[KnightofNi]

I had the same issue at my old office. 'Cept this wasn't a cube-it was my office. Somehow, even though I had a lock on the door and no windows, shit kept disappearing. I mentioned this to the night crew, and also mentioned further infractions were meet with a firing of the culprit. They denied all knowledge.


I got a ride to work from a buddy later on that week, and before the night crew came in, I locked up the office, shut off the lights, and sat waiting at my desk.



I fired the first guy who came in (no idea how he managed to get a key). Problem stopped after that 

we'll see what happens. i'll give it a while and see. i have another month and qtr end coming up so there will be more energy drinks in the fridge. we'll see how long they last. if they dissapear then i might just sit around and wait.

though i can't fire anyone. i'll have to take pictures.

[Popeye the Sailor]

Aren't you rather large and scary looking?



Catch the idiot in the act, voice your displeasure.

[somegirl]

Aren't you rather large and scary looking?

He's got you there Travis.

[KnightofNi]

Aren't you rather large and scary looking?



Catch the idiot in the act, voice your displeasure.

not so scary when i'm wearing a polo shirt and khakis 

[Popeye the Sailor]

not so scary when i'm wearing a polo shirt and khakis 

Wear the moto gear. Have too much coffee, too hot and too black. Call an ex you don't like. Be mildly hungover.


Wait.

[somegirl]

Or invite me over, I can be intimidating.

[NAKID]

Or invite me over, I can be intimidating.

Only if they know what you can do....

[somegirl]

Only if they know what you can do....

Or if I demonstrate

[roy-nexus-6]

Ipecac - nuff said. 

[TiNi]

not so scary when i'm wearing a polo shirt and khakis 

i don't see how your outfit would change the fact that you are scary lookin'
it's deeper than that 

[Ash]

I had the same issue at my old office. 'Cept this wasn't a cube-it was my office. Somehow, even though I had a lock on the door and no windows, shit kept disappearing. I mentioned this to the night crew, and also mentioned further infractions were meet with a firing of the culprit. They denied all knowledge.


I got a ride to work from a buddy later on that week, and before the night crew came in, I locked up the office, shut off the lights, and sat waiting at my desk.



I fired the first guy who came in (no idea how he managed to get a key). Problem stopped after that 

damn, it feels good to be a gangsta

[KnightofNi]

Or invite me over, I can be intimidating.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



sorry, that typo made it look like you said you could be intimidating 

i don't see how your outfit would change the fact that you are scary lookin'
it's deeper than that 

ohh no, i'm a geek and i look like it. I'm just tall and have a long beard. i think i would need some muscle bulk to me before i can be intimidating wearing a polo shirt.

the moto gear makes me look more intimidating. esp if i'm wearing the dirt boots.

[ducatiz]

Just make a pan of fudge and leave it.

Seriously.

Eat a bunch of chlorophyll.
Then take a dump in a bowl and mix in nuts and chocolate liquer to cover the smell.  The Chlorophyll helps a lot to do this.

Put it in a small baking pan and smooth it out like brownies.  Put nuts on top.

Cover it in plastic.

If you think it won't work, you're wrong.

We had a guy eat 2 before he realized it.  We did not have it on camera.

he vomited immediately

and he stopped stealing our food, the fat bastard.

[TiNi]

that is soooooo wrong 
don't do this travis, you'll go to hell for sure!

[Ducatista]

Set up a camera to take a pic every second.  You won't burn up so much storage that way.